T-shirt slogans we would love to see

dakotarunner
dakotarunner Member Posts: 102 Member
edited September 2022 in Humor #1

There are a lot of cancer slogans for T-shirts to be found on the internet. Having had a go round with surgery for prostate cancer, and now having a recurrence, I was looking for somethng regarding prostate cancer. I saw the "Piss on Prostate Cancer" T-shirts,  but for a lot of prostate surviviors, that shirt isn't quite right. After looking at the posts on the prostate forum here, I think a hot seller would be "If you can't piss on prostate cancer, at least dribble on it".    Yeah, I know, but with cancer you have to have a little fun in life, and no, I don't have to dribble on it yet.  Does anyone else have any T-shirt slogans they would like to see?

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  • ConnieSW
    ConnieSW Member Posts: 1,688 Member
    I'm thinking

    Yours made me chuckle.

  • Hondo
    Hondo Member Posts: 6,636 Member
    slogans

    I would like to have one for my NPC cancer but can’t think of anything except NPC Sucks

     

    Hondo

  • babe12
    babe12 Member Posts: 103
    my t-shirt

    Since I'm currenty in remission, I'd like to have a "I made cancer my ****" t shirt made. Or maybe a tattoo of it!!

  • morgamed
    morgamed Member Posts: 75
    My T-shirt

    They were only hood ornamets

    they had nothing to do with how the car runs

     

    Bi-lat mastectomy for me..no reconstrustion and my husband came up with this one...

     

     

  • dakotarunner
    dakotarunner Member Posts: 102 Member
    morgamed said:

    My T-shirt

    They were only hood ornamets

    they had nothing to do with how the car runs

     

    Bi-lat mastectomy for me..no reconstrustion and my husband came up with this one...

     

     

    Love it!!!!!!!!!

    Love it!!!!!!!!!

  • HalBo
    HalBo Member Posts: 23 Member
    ...how about this:

    ...how about this: F*** Cancer!

     

    ...sorry if it bothered you but it's just how I feel Laughing

  • dakotarunner
    dakotarunner Member Posts: 102 Member
    Ok, here is another T- shirt idea

    I was out for a walk/run this evening, and thought of a new slogan for a T-Shirt that could be popular for all Cancer survivors. If not popular, it would sure get some questions asked if you wore it. The shirt would say:

    Cancer Survivors Club of America - parts optional

     

    OK, so it is pretty corny, but would anyone be intersted? If so. send me a message.

    Best to all, and keep some humor in your life - cancer hates us to laugh about it!

     

     

  • Terri Sue
    Terri Sue Member Posts: 22
    morgamed said:

    My T-shirt

    They were only hood ornamets

    they had nothing to do with how the car runs

     

    Bi-lat mastectomy for me..no reconstrustion and my husband came up with this one...

     

     

    T shirt

    That's a great idea! Go for it!

  • Kamushka
    Kamushka Member Posts: 22 Member
    My tshirts

    My kids sent me off to five of my six chemo sessions with a goodie bag that always had a bestseller book, some snacks and a t-shirt with a saying.  Here are the first five "Coffee first then chemo"....."Keep kickin' cancer's ****"(complete with the donkey) ....."One more chemo and I'll glow in the dark"....."keep calm and chemo on"....."Chemo sabe" (with the mask and since I'm half Native American, it's my favorite).. I also have a F**K Cancer ballcap and I'm stronger than cancer t-shirt and ballcap. The one still in the closet says ...."Chemo ..best Brazilian ever!"

  • Elaine_wi
    Elaine_wi Member Posts: 124 Member
    edited August 2017 #11

    Ok, here is another T- shirt idea

    I was out for a walk/run this evening, and thought of a new slogan for a T-Shirt that could be popular for all Cancer survivors. If not popular, it would sure get some questions asked if you wore it. The shirt would say:

    Cancer Survivors Club of America - parts optional

     

    OK, so it is pretty corny, but would anyone be intersted? If so. send me a message.

    Best to all, and keep some humor in your life - cancer hates us to laugh about it!

     

     

    I like it!

    I like it!. I'd wear one.

  • Tico14
    Tico14 Member Posts: 43 Member

    Politically Correct is one thing. Prostate Cancer is another.

  • hollymolly
    hollymolly Member Posts: 5 *

    Good one!

  • Quietlady7
    Quietlady7 Member Posts: 4 Member

    PC battle veteran- we fight to win.