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lol Jokes on him!Annabelle41415 said:My previous husband didn't want to go out to dinner with me after I'd made arrangements for a babysitter, so when he told me no, I went to a restaurant and when ordering told the waitress that I'd been going to therapy for trying to dine in restaurants by myself because of being so fearful of being in public by myself. She gave me the best service I'd ever had. Told her at the end that it was just a way for me to get out and pamper myself and she laughed. We are divorced now and my husband now will never let me go by myself. Had a couple glasses of wine and a wonderful dinner without my ex.
Kim
lol Jokes on him!
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I used to lover banana Laffy
I used to lover banana Laffy Taffy candy and for over 20 years I didn't realize there were jokes on the wrappers! "Laffy" Taffy. Come on Helen! lol
Anyway my favorite that I remember. . . . What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the others are weekdays. . . Buh dum dum, I'll be here all night, eat the chicken!
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Yeah, I liked that oneHelen321 said:I used to lover banana Laffy
I used to lover banana Laffy Taffy candy and for over 20 years I didn't realize there were jokes on the wrappers! "Laffy" Taffy. Come on Helen! lol
Anyway my favorite that I remember. . . . What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the others are weekdays. . . Buh dum dum, I'll be here all night, eat the chicken!
I tried it out on my husband, he liked it too. My boys will like it, 'cause they have the same lame sense of humour as their parents.
Yum! I liked banana tasting stuff. Banana Laffy Taffy sounds yummy.
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Gigglingcarrieh said:Jen
Kids are the best medicine! You have a smart kiddo!
LOL;I have a funny one from my daughter.She was about 5 or 6 at the time, she kept saying GRASSY-**** momma. I'm like, where did you hear that honey? Freaking out; wondering where my baby heard a cuss word..and what the heck is a grassy **** LOL.... She informed me it was Dora the Explorer. Gracias...OH! Thanks Dora...we worked on pronunciation for awhile after that.
That gave me a good giggle.
Kids are the best.
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Doctors Said WhatTrubrit said:Yeah, I liked that one
I tried it out on my husband, he liked it too. My boys will like it, 'cause they have the same lame sense of humour as their parents.
Yum! I liked banana tasting stuff. Banana Laffy Taffy sounds yummy.
Real Notes that doctors have put in their reports;
Patient has been depressed since she started seeing me in 1993
Skin; somewhat pale but present
The patient refused an autopsy
Patient has no history of suicides
Funny Aging
Your told to slow down..not by the police but your doctor
Youre smiling all the time because you can't hear anything anyone is saying
You're aware that other peoples grandchildren are not as cute as yours
Your proud of your lawn mower
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hahaha...it seriously took meHelen321 said:I used to lover banana Laffy
I used to lover banana Laffy Taffy candy and for over 20 years I didn't realize there were jokes on the wrappers! "Laffy" Taffy. Come on Helen! lol
Anyway my favorite that I remember. . . . What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the others are weekdays. . . Buh dum dum, I'll be here all night, eat the chicken!
hahaha...it seriously took me a couple minutes to get that! Wow, this mama is tired today..but laughing LOL
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funny one linersHelen321 said:I can't sleep so I came on to
I can't sleep so I came on to read all the jokes. Good thread. So funny.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
A bank is a place tht will lend you money, if you can prove you don't need it.
Whenever I fill out an application that says, "In emergency, notify..." I put DOCTOR, what is my mother going to do?
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Maybe because I'm a kidUncleBuddy said:LOL
Too cute!!!
Little kids always laugh at goofy stuff. Can you imagine an elephant in a baggie? It is funny.
Do you remember this one:
What's black and white and read all over?
a newspaper, a cow with a rash
Kids today won't know what newspapers are. Everyone reads the news on the computer or TV.
Lin
Maybe because I'm a kid myself, but....I actually visualized the elephant getting squished into a ziplock bag...it was enough to make me miserably sorry but keep on laughing...0 -
Really? That's odd...I've never noticed them either...I always collect up the strawberry ones...those are my favorite ones. But I never even understood why it is called "Laffy" taffy..ugh...whatta a shame...Helen321 said:I used to lover banana Laffy
I used to lover banana Laffy Taffy candy and for over 20 years I didn't realize there were jokes on the wrappers! "Laffy" Taffy. Come on Helen! lol
Anyway my favorite that I remember. . . . What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the others are weekdays. . . Buh dum dum, I'll be here all night, eat the chicken!
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Ha HaLisa2012 said:I love puns
An Arkansas Delivery
In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's yet another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby.
"Now don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another!" cried the doctor.
The new father scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor. "Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' them?"No offense to Arkansas, it's my home state...just thought it was funny
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This is a great post.
This is a great post. Laughter is important, especially for those dealing with cancer. I believe it can be therapuetic.
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I imagined...sharpy102 said:Maybe because I'm a kid
Maybe because I'm a kid myself, but....I actually visualized the elephant getting squished into a ziplock bag...it was enough to make me miserably sorry but keep on laughing...a miniature elephant in a regular baggie...
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