*** Some OLD AGE Jokes To Make You Laugh ***
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Sex And The Over 90's
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning".
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
Old Money
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."
"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."
"Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
Comments
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I love jokes, thesesusie09 said:You are welcome! I am still
You are welcome! I am still laughing at them! I especially love the Sex and over 90's one.
♥ Susie
I love jokes, these especially. Thanks!
Candi
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Laughter is always welcomed!Candi Cane said:I love jokes, these
I love jokes, these especially. Thanks!
Candi
Laughter is always welcomed! The world needs more of it. Thank you for these cute jokes.
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You always find the funniestKobias said:Both of these are very
Both of these are very funny! Thank you so much for posting them!
Kathy
You always find the funniest and cutest jokes! Thanks!
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Thanks!survivorbc09 said:You always find the funniest
You always find the funniest and cutest jokes! Thanks!
Laughing hard and going to email these to my friends.
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Susie, I've been forwardingAlexis F said:I've always enjoyed your
I've always enjoyed your jokes Susie! Thank you again and keep them coming!
Lex
Susie, I've been forwarding on your jokes to my friends! They like opening up their email first thing and having a laugh, so, thanks again!
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