More lovely emails

Seen a few of these mentioned by others but seem to have had a steady stream of various proposals- financial and romantic- come through the ACS mail system. My favorite so far is Miss Helen who at least is honest in finishing here proposal with a mixture of hearts and dollar signs:

Hello dear,
how are you today i hope you are ok please My name is Miss helen,
I came across your profile today and It was so good to me.
So i decided to stop on it and let you know that i am interested to have a relationship with you.
Please contact me at my email address( helenkarume68@yahoo.com

I believe if you contact me, i will give you a full introduction of my self ,
I know age will not be a bearer to our relationship,
Remember the distance or religion does not matter but love matters a lot in life,
write to me on ( helenkarume68@yahoo.com
and i will send you my pictures.

beside there is something very important
i will like to tell you when you contact me,
just write to me on my email address( helenkarume68@yahoo.com)
for me to respond to you quick,
please. waiting to hear from you.

Regards
Miss Helen
$♥$♥$♥$♥______$♥$♥$♥$♥$

Others are more blatantly heading towards asking for my bank accounts:

Dear,  after going through your profile i decided to contact you for friendship and assistace.I am Miss Helene Kodjo the only child of late chief and Mrs Kodjo ,my father was poisoned to death by his business associates because of his wealth and during my fathers sickness he called me on his sick bed as his only child because my mother died when i was young and told me about the money($6.500.000) he deposited in a bank here in our country that it was because of this money he was poisoned that if he dies i shall look for some one whom i trust to help me transfer this money out of this our country  to his account for investment purpose abroad while i will continue my education then the person will be managing the investment.Dear am soliciting your assistance to help me transfer this money out of this country for my life sake while i will come to meet you to continue my education in your country.

Dear am looking forward to hear from you so that we can discuss on what will be your compensation for this assistace.As i have every documents that relates to this transfer.

And others a little confusing as to what the heck is going on:

Hello my dear how are you today ? hope is well with you ?. I am Miss Victoria by name, i was impressed by your profile after gone  through it, when i was online searching for a good friend who truly use to understand his or her friend and share their feelings and ideas together and be a honest to each other but to build such real relationship is most of our challenges in life because mostly we love our selves and not others and Untrust our selves before other, if not this there will be real love in relationship which i am looking for and i believe that you understand life more than i do that staying out of  sight does not mean out of mind or feelings and remember distance,  Age, Race, and Religion can never be a barrier but let love and truthfulness connect us as it is a bridge that connected far distance to be-closer to each other for feature hope as i will be expecting your mail response to my mail box today which i will get back to you as soon as i receive your mail and every of mine information which you deserve to know both phone number will be giving to you for us to step forward to see each other face to face Ok. thanks and have a nice day.
yours new friend,

Thought you might enjoy these. For me is all enterntaining but in truth is a sad thing that they are likely targetting cancer sufferers as vulnerable people for money or perhaps relationships with people who might then conveniently die?

Others getting these? Have reported them to ACS but not sure how much they can do in truth.

steve