Humorous Events

Amusing in retrospect
Recently my remaining implant was having issues. My doc removed it, cleaned area out, and put it back in with a drain. Later in the week, my boys and I were at the Dollar General. They went off to look around; I went about my business. I felt something behind me and I thought one of them had snuck up on me and was touching me with something. No, the drain bulb had come out of my pocket and was bouncing along behind me. Thank goodness no one was around! (Sadly, the implant did have to come out so I am back to square one, with temporarily no breasts)But I can still find things ironically funny.