Humorous Events
My story is that I stuck my cell phone down in my bra one day when I had too much to carry at the library. After I sat down, I couldn't find my phone and went to the librarian (a young man) and asked him to please call my phone as I know I had it somewhere, but couldn't find it.
Cheerfully obliging me, his expression turned to one of OMG when it started ringing. I was searching through my purse and I'm sure he was looking at a blinking boob! Needless to say, after my explanation of breast cancer with mastectomy and I can't feel anything there anymore, I said, well, guess I won't put it there again! and I bet you are glad you won't see me again!
Oh, dear...sigh.
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Way too funny. Sounds like something I would do.0 -
LOL! Thanks for the laugh!laughs_a_lot said:this is
Way too funny. Sounds like something I would do.
LOL! Thanks for the laugh!0 -
I like the humorus stories too.
Its just that right now I feel like something I pick up after my dogs. When my stomach is good and i am not so dizzy I like to read and post the uplifting stuff. Isn't it amazing how we just can't seem to pray or get out of the darkness by ourselves?
Thanks for posting this hilarious story.0 -
needed a good laugh this
needed a good laugh this am...
thanks
Denise0 -
still laughing ... not at you, but thedisneyfan2008 said:needed a good laugh this
needed a good laugh this am...
thanks
Denise
situation.... Thank you for the good laugh!
Vicki Sam0 -
still laughing ... not at you, but thedisneyfan2008 said:needed a good laugh this
needed a good laugh this am...
thanks
Denise
grrrr ... sorry, double post!0 -
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phone ringing
Thanks for the laugh I needed that.0 -
Your "blinking boob" tops my story!lginny63664 said:phone ringing
Thanks for the laugh I needed that.
My girlfriend, a computer consultant, was at a computer supply store early one morning, and put her cell phone AND her keys in her bra, knowing she was going to need her hands free to carry equipment.
While she's in the store, her phone rings at the maximum volume setting, but it's slipped out of reach, so she's standing there in the middle of the aisle, with her hand down her shirt, squirming around, when a young tattooed man in the same aisle says to her, "Lady, your boobs are ringing."
When she starts extracting first keys, then phone, he just stands there fascinated, and says "Man, what else you got in there?"
As she picks up the piece of hardware she came for (and her dignity) off the shelf, and walks away, he calls behind her, "Why don't you see if THAT'll fit in your bra, too?"
:-) Traci0 -
I love this! Thank you forTraciInLA said:Your "blinking boob" tops my story!
My girlfriend, a computer consultant, was at a computer supply store early one morning, and put her cell phone AND her keys in her bra, knowing she was going to need her hands free to carry equipment.
While she's in the store, her phone rings at the maximum volume setting, but it's slipped out of reach, so she's standing there in the middle of the aisle, with her hand down her shirt, squirming around, when a young tattooed man in the same aisle says to her, "Lady, your boobs are ringing."
When she starts extracting first keys, then phone, he just stands there fascinated, and says "Man, what else you got in there?"
As she picks up the piece of hardware she came for (and her dignity) off the shelf, and walks away, he calls behind her, "Why don't you see if THAT'll fit in your bra, too?"
:-) Traci
I love this! Thank you for the laugh!0 -
OK I've got one to tellDianeBC said:I love this! Thank you for
I love this! Thank you for the laugh!
OK I've got one to tell that is very very embarrassing.I was outside one day washing my car in my 2 piece swimsuit.Here comes a former classmate.A guy whose family was well known and he was a only child.He asked to wash my car for me. I said OK.I thought to be proper I should change into some clothes(not wear swimsuit in front of him ).I walked up to our front door and the guy followed me.My dog darted and bumped into me.The top of my swimsuit came loose/untied and all was hanging out.I was so embarrassed,I ran in the house.Later he came knocking on the door after washing my car.I wouldn't answer the door.Finally he left. It was terrible.I Did run into him years later after I was married.We were at a function.Where does my husband pick to sit.Across from him and his wife.Embarrassing again.
Took me awhile to tell my husband what had happened years befor. I did my best to get him to sit somewhere else.He insisted there.
Lynn Smith0 -
How funny!Lynn Smith said:OK I've got one to tell
OK I've got one to tell that is very very embarrassing.I was outside one day washing my car in my 2 piece swimsuit.Here comes a former classmate.A guy whose family was well known and he was a only child.He asked to wash my car for me. I said OK.I thought to be proper I should change into some clothes(not wear swimsuit in front of him ).I walked up to our front door and the guy followed me.My dog darted and bumped into me.The top of my swimsuit came loose/untied and all was hanging out.I was so embarrassed,I ran in the house.Later he came knocking on the door after washing my car.I wouldn't answer the door.Finally he left. It was terrible.I Did run into him years later after I was married.We were at a function.Where does my husband pick to sit.Across from him and his wife.Embarrassing again.
Took me awhile to tell my husband what had happened years befor. I did my best to get him to sit somewhere else.He insisted there.
Lynn Smith
I'll never wash the car again without thinking of this one! Smiles!0 -
Hilarious!TraciInLA said:Your "blinking boob" tops my story!
My girlfriend, a computer consultant, was at a computer supply store early one morning, and put her cell phone AND her keys in her bra, knowing she was going to need her hands free to carry equipment.
While she's in the store, her phone rings at the maximum volume setting, but it's slipped out of reach, so she's standing there in the middle of the aisle, with her hand down her shirt, squirming around, when a young tattooed man in the same aisle says to her, "Lady, your boobs are ringing."
When she starts extracting first keys, then phone, he just stands there fascinated, and says "Man, what else you got in there?"
As she picks up the piece of hardware she came for (and her dignity) off the shelf, and walks away, he calls behind her, "Why don't you see if THAT'll fit in your bra, too?"
:-) Traci
This is so funny! Thanks for the smiles!0 -
TracilnLA -Hilarious!!TraciInLA said:Your "blinking boob" tops my story!
My girlfriend, a computer consultant, was at a computer supply store early one morning, and put her cell phone AND her keys in her bra, knowing she was going to need her hands free to carry equipment.
While she's in the store, her phone rings at the maximum volume setting, but it's slipped out of reach, so she's standing there in the middle of the aisle, with her hand down her shirt, squirming around, when a young tattooed man in the same aisle says to her, "Lady, your boobs are ringing."
When she starts extracting first keys, then phone, he just stands there fascinated, and says "Man, what else you got in there?"
As she picks up the piece of hardware she came for (and her dignity) off the shelf, and walks away, he calls behind her, "Why don't you see if THAT'll fit in your bra, too?"
:-) Traci
How funny! I might have turned around and stuck the hardware in there and said - yup, it fits! ...and then run away... lol!0 -
I've got tearssbmly53 said:OMG! This could be me
I'm always using my 'other pocket'. I'll never forget the look on hubbys face one night when I took off my bra and had coins stuck all over my boob!
Great story, thanks for sharing.
Sue
I've got tears running down my checks I'm laughing so hard!0
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