Humorous Events

Lynn Smith said:

OK I've got one to tell
OK I've got one to tell that is very very embarrassing.I was outside one day washing my car in my 2 piece swimsuit.Here comes a former classmate.A guy whose family was well known and he was a only child.He asked to wash my car for me. I said OK.I thought to be proper I should change into some clothes(not wear swimsuit in front of him ).I walked up to our front door and the guy followed me.My dog darted and bumped into me.The top of my swimsuit came loose/untied and all was hanging out.I was so embarrassed,I ran in the house.Later he came knocking on the door after washing my car.I wouldn't answer the door.Finally he left. It was terrible.I Did run into him years later after I was married.We were at a function.Where does my husband pick to sit.Across from him and his wife.Embarrassing again.

Took me awhile to tell my husband what had happened years befor. I did my best to get him to sit somewhere else.He insisted there.

Lynn Smith

TraciInLA said:

Your "blinking boob" tops my story!
My girlfriend, a computer consultant, was at a computer supply store early one morning, and put her cell phone AND her keys in her bra, knowing she was going to need her hands free to carry equipment.

While she's in the store, her phone rings at the maximum volume setting, but it's slipped out of reach, so she's standing there in the middle of the aisle, with her hand down her shirt, squirming around, when a young tattooed man in the same aisle says to her, "Lady, your boobs are ringing."

When she starts extracting first keys, then phone, he just stands there fascinated, and says "Man, what else you got in there?"

As she picks up the piece of hardware she came for (and her dignity) off the shelf, and walks away, he calls behind her, "Why don't you see if THAT'll fit in your bra, too?"

:-) Traci