Bubble butt

No I'm not coming on the board to tell everyone about some new side effect from cancer treatments. My wife called me today from Mexico and told me that the vet had come by the house to give our two remaining puppies their health certificates so they can fly home on Monday. We didn't have to take puppy #3 to the river to swim accross as I had predicted because the ticket agent at United aquired him. While at the house he mentioned that he had been to the house three doors down from ours that morning to treat a lady's dog. He (the dog) had been acting strangly and the owner was concerned as to his health since he kept getting up and down and seemed unable to have a bowel movement. The vet examined the poor canine and at first he felt perhaps the dog had a prolapsed rectum because the area around his anus was a very bright pink and appeared swollen. Well after some closer examination lo-and-behold it seems the poor mutt had sat down on a big wad of bubble gum that had dried and was impairing his ability to...... oh well the dog is well now and 10 pounds lighter in weight and my wife is exhausted from laughing. I think this is where my kids would write ROFLMAO.

Ya'll have a great weekend