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Bubble butt

Greend
Greend CSN Member Posts: 678
in Head and Neck Cancer #1
No I'm not coming on the board to tell everyone about some new side effect from cancer treatments. My wife called me today from Mexico and told me that the vet had come by the house to give our two remaining puppies their health certificates so they can fly home on Monday. We didn't have to take puppy #3 to the river to swim accross as I had predicted because the ticket agent at United aquired him. While at the house he mentioned that he had been to the house three doors down from ours that morning to treat a lady's dog. He (the dog) had been acting strangly and the owner was concerned as to his health since he kept getting up and down and seemed unable to have a bowel movement. The vet examined the poor canine and at first he felt perhaps the dog had a prolapsed rectum because the area around his anus was a very bright pink and appeared swollen. Well after some closer examination lo-and-behold it seems the poor mutt had sat down on a big wad of bubble gum that had dried and was impairing his ability to...... oh well the dog is well now and 10 pounds lighter in weight and my wife is exhausted from laughing. I think this is where my kids would write ROFLMAO.

Ya'll have a great weekend
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  • Skiffin16
    Skiffin16 CSN Member Posts: 8,305 Member
    #2
    Double Bubble...
    Hmmm, two dog butt cheeks, I can only presume that it must have been "Double Bubble".....

    Have a great one Denny, hope to see you at Indian Rocks Beach again soon.

    John
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  • jim and i
    jim and i CSN Member Posts: 1,788 Member
    #3
    Bubble Gum!!!!
    Thanks for a big laugh. Just another reason to not spit your gum on the ground.
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  • Hondo
    Hondo CSN Member Posts: 6,636 Member
    #4
    Bubble gum butt
    Just when you think you heard it all, here comes something new.

    Thanks for the laugh, I needed that
    Hondo
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  • fisrpotpe
    fisrpotpe CSN Member Posts: 1,349 Member
    #5
    exhausted also
    i do am exhausted from laughing. at least i know the bubble gum is not for me as with dry mouth it does not work at all.

    with all the gas i have tonight, if i were the bubble gum butt dog i would be blowing one up for sure.

    thanks for the laugh

    john
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  • osmotar
    osmotar CSN Member Posts: 1,006
    #6
    LOL
    Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this , it would have come out my nose...wonder if this could be the same reason our mom told us never to swallow our gum.

    :p)
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  • patricke
    patricke CSN Member Posts: 570 Member
    #7
    Stuck Up
    Great story, thanks for the much needed levity. You know what they say about truth being stranger than fiction.

    PATRICK
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