This has been around but is true, at least for some of us
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gagee
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MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer;
or whatever his name is. I forget!
and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam, Jose Quervo or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company. (FORGET ABOUT THINKING OF CALLING ONE OF THEM....I HAVE ALREADY CALLED JACK DANIELS...YOU CAN CALL THE REST!)
I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer;
or whatever his name is. I forget!
and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam, Jose Quervo or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company. (FORGET ABOUT THINKING OF CALLING ONE OF THEM....I HAVE ALREADY CALLED JACK DANIELS...YOU CAN CALL THE REST!)
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Sooo funny!!! Thanks!
Sooo funny!!! Thanks!0 -
Your New Boyfriends
Thank you so much for sharing that with us. VERY funny. You might want to add Captain Morgan to your list of companions.
IRENE0
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