This has been around but is true, at least for some of us

gagee
gagee Member Posts: 332
in Breast Cancer #1
MY NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.


Then I go to see John.





Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.



After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer;
or whatever his name is. I forget!



and I'm thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam, Jose Quervo or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company. (FORGET ABOUT THINKING OF CALLING ONE OF THEM....I HAVE ALREADY CALLED JACK DANIELS...YOU CAN CALL THE REST!)

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  • Punkindo
    Punkindo Member Posts: 113
    #2
    I like!
    I haven't seen this before :) I like it!! Thanks for posting.
  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #3
    Sooo funny!!! Thanks!

    Sooo funny!!! Thanks!
  • jessiesmom1
    jessiesmom1 Member Posts: 915 Member
    #4
    Your New Boyfriends
    Thank you so much for sharing that with us. VERY funny. You might want to add Captain Morgan to your list of companions.

    IRENE
  • linpsu
    linpsu Member Posts: 747
    #5
    what a riot
    Love it!
  • sea60
    sea60 Member Posts: 2,613
    #6
    HAHHAHA!!!!
    Love it!
  • ladyg
    ladyg Member Posts: 1,577
    #7
    Thanks for sharing
    I think I'll call Johnny Walker!

    Hugs,
    Georgia
  • jendrey
    jendrey Member Posts: 377
    #8
    ladyg said:

    Thanks for sharing
    I think I'll call Johnny Walker!

    Hugs,
    Georgia

    ...
    Me and the Captain..we go way back!!! Hadn't heard this one before thnx! =)

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