HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
tommaseena
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After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that
he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home,
get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country)
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear
and count to 10.'
The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
(You'll love this.)
At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure works in
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia and some parts of Texas.
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that
he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home,
get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country)
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear
and count to 10.'
The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
(You'll love this.)
At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure works in
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia and some parts of Texas.
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Comments
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Cute
However, it is time to give Hillbillies the dignity they deserve. In my vocabulary I refer to them as Hillwilliams.0 -
Hilllaughs_a_lot said:Cute
However, it is time to give Hillbillies the dignity they deserve. In my vocabulary I refer to them as Hillwilliams.
and williams is my married name and my ex is from Arkansas.
And there are Hill--- are all over this world.0 -
Love this!!!tommaseena said:Hill
and williams is my married name and my ex is from Arkansas.
And there are Hill--- are all over this world.
I guess I must be a Hillbilly at heart!
Vicki Sam0 -
A true hillbilly
I was born and raised in the Ozarks and quite proud to be a "hillbilly" and no I don't take offense to the jokes.0
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