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HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
in Breast Cancer #1
After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that
he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home,
get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country)
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear
and count to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

(You'll love this.)

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia and some parts of Texas.
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  • laughs_a_lot
    laughs_a_lot CSN Member Posts: 1,368 Member
    #2
    Cute
    However, it is time to give Hillbillies the dignity they deserve. In my vocabulary I refer to them as Hillwilliams.
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  • tommaseena
    tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
    #3
    laughs_a_lot said:

    Cute
    However, it is time to give Hillbillies the dignity they deserve. In my vocabulary I refer to them as Hillwilliams.

    Hill
    and williams is my married name and my ex is from Arkansas.
    And there are Hill--- are all over this world.
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  • VickiSam
    VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #4
    tommaseena said:

    Hill
    and williams is my married name and my ex is from Arkansas.
    And there are Hill--- are all over this world.

    Love this!!!
    I guess I must be a Hillbilly at heart!


    Vicki Sam
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  • Kat11
    Kat11 CSN Member Posts: 1,931 Member
    #5
    VickiSam said:

    Love this!!!
    I guess I must be a Hillbilly at heart!


    Vicki Sam

    Another good.

    Another good.
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  • sweetvickid
    sweetvickid CSN Member Posts: 459 Member
    #6
    A true hillbilly
    I was born and raised in the Ozarks and quite proud to be a "hillbilly" and no I don't take offense to the jokes.
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