GEEZ MAYBE BEING BLONDE IS COOL AFTER ALL.

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work,
but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to
take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
then he would tell me to take a few days
off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and
made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what
I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a
light bulb so that the Boss might think I
was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the
office and asked, 'What in the name of
good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed
me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do
you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)

SHE REPLIED: "I'm GOING HOME, TOO. I
CAN'T WORK IN THE DARK."