GEEZ MAYBE BEING BLONDE IS COOL AFTER ALL.
tommaseena
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Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work,
but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to
take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
then he would tell me to take a few days
off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and
made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what
I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a
light bulb so that the Boss might think I
was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the
office and asked, 'What in the name of
good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed
me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do
you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)
SHE REPLIED: "I'm GOING HOME, TOO. I
CAN'T WORK IN THE DARK."
I urgently needed a few days off work,
but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to
take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
then he would tell me to take a few days
off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and
made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what
I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a
light bulb so that the Boss might think I
was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the
office and asked, 'What in the name of
good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed
me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do
you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)
SHE REPLIED: "I'm GOING HOME, TOO. I
CAN'T WORK IN THE DARK."
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Comments
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Good One
Where do you find these jokes? Good one. Made me laugh.
Lots of Hugs,
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love it...
love it...0 -
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Very funny!
Very funny!0 -
This was a great funny.Gabe N Abby Mom said:Very funny!
Very funny!
This was a great funny. Just what I needed to start my day. Okay, it's 1 pm so I confess, I really slept in.0 -
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