Bada Bing... too funny!

aysemari

The economy is now so bad that:


I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

My ATM gave me an IOU!

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with the purchase was a bank.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

beetle25

Way to funny thank you I
Way to funny thank you I really needed a good laugh while I was at work

MyTurnNow

Ha-Ha-Ha!!
Thanks for the funnies, Ayse. Some of these will definately have you laughing out loud!!

Different Ballgame

Last 2 Jokes
Last 2 jokes made me laugh out loud.
Hugs,
Janelle

ms.sunshine

Different Ballgame said:

Last 2 Jokes
Last 2 jokes made me laugh out loud.
Hugs,
Janelle

That was freaking hilarious

That was freaking hilarious

VickiSam

ms.sunshine said:

That was freaking hilarious

That was freaking hilarious

I agree with with ms.sunshine .. this is ... freaking
hilarious!


Thanks for sharing, and putting a smile on my face this morning - boy, did I need it!


•☆.•*´¨`*••♥ Vicki Sam ♥••*´¨`*•.☆•

chenheart

:-) :-) :-) Thanks so much
:-) :-) :-) Thanks so much for this, pretty lady! A much needed lift!

Hugs,
Chen♥

tommaseena

chenheart said:

:-) :-) :-) Thanks so much
:-) :-) :-) Thanks so much for this, pretty lady! A much needed lift!

Hugs,
Chen♥

Thanks
Thanks--needed a laugh.
Margo

Double Whammy

tommaseena said:

Thanks
Thanks--needed a laugh.
Margo

That's so funny, thanks!
Loved this.
Suzanne

fauxma

Double Whammy said:

That's so funny, thanks!
Loved this.
Suzanne

Thanks for the laugh today.

Thanks for the laugh today.

ccincin

oh my gosh
That was too funny!!

disneyfan2008

chuckle
too funny