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Your Ha Ha for Friday -- LOL ... tears are a .. f l o w i n g

VickiSam
VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Cuz, I have family .. that this applies to .... LOL


You might be a redneck if... ****


Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

You've ever been arrested for loitering.

You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
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  • kya911
    kya911 CSN Member Posts: 157
    #2
    LOL Good one.

    LOL Good one.
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  • QuiltingMama123
    QuiltingMama123 CSN Member Posts: 124
    #3
    I've taught a few of those
    I've taught a few of those people... LOL!
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  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising CSN Member Posts: 1,508
    #4
    Guess I should cross "ammo"
    Guess I should cross "ammo" off my Christmas wish list LOL.
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  • Suzie-Q-Z
    Suzie-Q-Z CSN Member Posts: 40 Member
    #5
    I always said moles would
    I always said moles would make lovely fur coats, goodness I have enough hills in my yard I think I could make a full length, just not patient enough for all that sewing.
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  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia CSN Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #6
    Vicki Sam, you crack me up!
    Vicki Sam, you crack me up!

    Speaking of possum, I had a housekeeper, Miss Fanny, who ate a possum for Thanksgiving. I remember asking her if she had her turkey and she said no, she had a possum that had been in the freezer for 6 years and it was now ripe. I asked her daughter, Elsie, if she was going to eat possum too and she "I don't eat that s**t." Elsie fixed a turkey. I tried to talk them into eating the armadillo tearing up my yard, but no one would eat an armadillo.
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