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Getting Old, Part 2! Sigh.....

chenheart
CSN Member Posts: 5,159 Member
Middle Age…
Middle age is when you go to the doctor and you realize you now have to pay someone to look at you naked.
The good news about middle age is that the glass is still half-full… of course, the bad news is that it won’t be long before your teeth are floating in it.
You know you are getting old when you go for a mammogram and you realize it is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless in film.
Middle age is when you bounce, but you don’t bounce back.
Middle age brings the wisdom that life throws you curves… and that you’re now sitting on your biggest ones.
It’s very hard to “get jiggy with it” in Middle age… jiggly, yes; jiggy, no.
Middle age is when you go to the doctor and you realize you now have to pay someone to look at you naked.
The good news about middle age is that the glass is still half-full… of course, the bad news is that it won’t be long before your teeth are floating in it.
You know you are getting old when you go for a mammogram and you realize it is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless in film.
Middle age is when you bounce, but you don’t bounce back.
Middle age brings the wisdom that life throws you curves… and that you’re now sitting on your biggest ones.
It’s very hard to “get jiggy with it” in Middle age… jiggly, yes; jiggy, no.
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