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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite’.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.

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funny! good way to start my morning...reading a joke..

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Thanks for the morning humor. I am still smiling.

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LMAO!!! Great way to start the day, humor=healing. Thank you!!

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Love it!...but you were up way too early...



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OMG so funny (and true)

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LOL LOL LOL...thanks for that!

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Vicki Sam

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for the laugh!!!

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Thank you that was very funny. Good way to start my day lol

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Thank you that was very funny. Good way to start my day lol

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That was a good one. LOL

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Very funny. Sounds like something my 20 year old son might say. LOL

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That is just way to funny thanks for the laugh

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Dutch knuffels, Kathi

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thanks for the laugh, i am having such a down day, tired from the pain and antipsychotic meds, hurting from my first physical therapy session, exhausted, nice way to go to bed.

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Love it! Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning.


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I love your jokes!!LOL What a nice way to start off the day with a laugh!! Thanks

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I almost spit out my oatmeal! Thanks for the laugh.

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lol thank you that was funny

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What a good laugh!

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Had to read it outloud to my hubby, we both had a good laugh..tx

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luved it! =)

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