The Polite Way to Pee

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite’.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.
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  • disneyfan2008
    disneyfan2008 Member Posts: 6,583 Member
    hehe
    funny! good way to start my morning...reading a joke..
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    ROFLMAO!!
    Thanks for the morning humor. I am still smiling.
  • pinkkari09
    pinkkari09 Member Posts: 877
    LMAO!!! Great way to start
    LMAO!!! Great way to start the day, humor=healing. Thank you!!
    ~Kari
  • Gabe N Abby Mom
    Gabe N Abby Mom Member Posts: 2,413
    Love it!...but you were up
    Love it!...but you were up way too early...

    Hugs,

    Linda
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member

    Love it!...but you were up
    Love it!...but you were up way too early...

    Hugs,

    Linda

    OMG so funny (and true)

    OMG so funny (and true)
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159
    LOL LOL LOL...thanks for
    LOL LOL LOL...thanks for that!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    chenheart said:

    LOL LOL LOL...thanks for
    LOL LOL LOL...thanks for that!

    Funny ... Funny
    Vicki Sam
  • Reikigemgirl
    Reikigemgirl Member Posts: 278
    thanks....
    for the laugh!!!
  • ElizabethB
    ElizabethB Member Posts: 89
    lol
    Thank you that was very funny. Good way to start my day lol
  • ElizabethB
    ElizabethB Member Posts: 89
    lol
    Thank you that was very funny. Good way to start my day lol
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member

    lol
    Thank you that was very funny. Good way to start my day lol

    That was a good one. LOL

    That was a good one. LOL
  • jessiesmom1
    jessiesmom1 Member Posts: 915 Member
    Very funny. Sounds like something my 20 year old son might say. LOL
  • beetle25
    beetle25 Member Posts: 150 Member

    Very funny. Sounds like something my 20 year old son might say. LOL

    That is just way to funny
    That is just way to funny thanks for the laugh
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member

    LMAO!!! Great way to start
    LMAO!!! Great way to start the day, humor=healing. Thank you!!
    ~Kari

    Funny!

    Funny!
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    LOVE it!
    Thanks!!!

    Dutch knuffels, Kathi
  • cinnamonsmile
    cinnamonsmile Member Posts: 1,187 Member
    thanks for the laugh, i am
    thanks for the laugh, i am having such a down day, tired from the pain and antipsychotic meds, hurting from my first physical therapy session, exhausted, nice way to go to bed.
  • Hippiechick58
    Hippiechick58 Member Posts: 320
    Love it! Thanks, I needed a
    Love it! Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning.

    Dianne
  • smalldoggroomer
    smalldoggroomer Member Posts: 1,184
    I love your jokes!!LOL What
    I love your jokes!!LOL What a nice way to start off the day with a laugh!! Thanks
  • Wolfi
    Wolfi Member Posts: 425
    OMG!
    I almost spit out my oatmeal! Thanks for the laugh.
  • mzl0ve
    mzl0ve Member Posts: 62
    Wolfi said:

    OMG!
    I almost spit out my oatmeal! Thanks for the laugh.

    lol thank you that was
    lol thank you that was funny