The Polite Way to Pee
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite’.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said:
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
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funny! good way to start my morning...reading a joke..0 -
LMAO!!! Great way to start
LMAO!!! Great way to start the day, humor=healing. Thank you!!
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Love it!...but you were up
Love it!...but you were up way too early...
Hugs,
Linda0 -
OMG so funny (and true)Gabe N Abby Mom said:Love it!...but you were up
Love it!...but you were up way too early...
Hugs,
Linda
OMG so funny (and true)0 -
thanks....
for the laugh!!!0 -
lol
Thank you that was very funny. Good way to start my day lol0 -
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Thank you that was very funny. Good way to start my day lol0 -
That was a good one. LOLElizabethB said:lol
Thank you that was very funny. Good way to start my day lol
That was a good one. LOL0 -
Very funny. Sounds like something my 20 year old son might say. LOL0
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That is just way to funnyjessiesmom1 said:Very funny. Sounds like something my 20 year old son might say. LOL
That is just way to funny thanks for the laugh0 -
Funny!pinkkari09 said:LMAO!!! Great way to start
LMAO!!! Great way to start the day, humor=healing. Thank you!!
~Kari
Funny!0 -
thanks for the laugh, i am
thanks for the laugh, i am having such a down day, tired from the pain and antipsychotic meds, hurting from my first physical therapy session, exhausted, nice way to go to bed.0 -
Love it! Thanks, I needed a
Love it! Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning.
Dianne0 -
I love your jokes!!LOL What
I love your jokes!!LOL What a nice way to start off the day with a laugh!! Thanks0
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