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Viagra and the single man......and yes its cancer related cause it makes ya forget it for a minute..(PG-16)

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Buzzard
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Yep back in tha day when I was a young lad and single I had 2 girls that would visit me occasionally whenever I felt as though I needed companionship and it was a mutual agreement so no harm no foul, until one weekend feeling good and frisky I decided to call both of them over for an all weekend hulabaloo....I went to tha cabinet and got my Viagra out and figuring I was surely gonna need all the help I could get I took 2 instead of 1. Well, both girls evidently got a much better offer and neither showed all weekend.............

I had double rotor cuff surgery the following Monday..........

and yeah, its all a big story.....there were actually 3......

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tootsie1
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*raises eyebrows* And if we believe that, you have some "waterfront" property to sell us, right?

*hugs*
Gail

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Lovekitties
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Now you are showing your true talent...great story telling.

And of course, as we all know, there is always a grain of truth in every story we tell!

Thanks for the laugh.

Marie who loves kitties

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Then there was the guy who got his Viagra stuck in his throat, had a stiff neck for a week.

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Buzzard
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Girls, I really didn't know if I should post this or not but I feel if it makes someone laugh just for a sec then yeah why not...If it embarrasses anyone I apologize, if anyone wants to have a hissy fit and chew me out then they can contact me through PM...My avatar name is "Kerry S"...be more than happy to talk to ya....hehe....I love this stuff....LOL

AnneCan
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Clift, thanks for lightening it up here. That was really funny when you said to PM you at "Kerry S".

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Kathleen808
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OK you wild man. You do know how to make me smile.
Aloha,
Kathleen

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Years ago I was travelling through the good old USA.
Well I stopped one Friday evening to have a drinkk in a bar in a town in the middle somewhere.

well i got to chatting to these two lovelly ladies and who were celebrating a planned big weekend. We were just laughing and drinking and the time raced away.

I told them I was going diving and offered to give them some lessons....
Well they just jumped at the chance.

Becoming a professional dive instructor has been a great career choice for so many reasons, its emotionally very fulfilling.

I am sure these are unrelated stories. were your friends blondes by any chance ?
Its sad some people think your joking, they have such little faith.

Yours is a wonderful story and your imagination is working very well indeed.

cheers,
Pete

ps any similarities to real people real or imagined is purely co-incidental.

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where the expression "FWB" and "FB" came from. I used to wonder who does these things, now I know (shakes finger at Buzz).

Take care - Tina

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