Viagra and the single man......and yes its cancer related cause it makes ya forget it for a minute..

Buzzard
Buzzard Member Posts: 3,043 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Yep back in tha day when I was a young lad and single I had 2 girls that would visit me occasionally whenever I felt as though I needed companionship and it was a mutual agreement so no harm no foul, until one weekend feeling good and frisky I decided to call both of them over for an all weekend hulabaloo....I went to tha cabinet and got my Viagra out and figuring I was surely gonna need all the help I could get I took 2 instead of 1. Well, both girls evidently got a much better offer and neither showed all weekend.............

I had double rotor cuff surgery the following Monday..........



and yeah, its all a big story.....there were actually 3......

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  • tootsie1
    tootsie1 Member Posts: 5,044 Member
    #2
    *LOL*
    *raises eyebrows* And if we believe that, you have some "waterfront" property to sell us, right?

    *hugs*
    Gail
  • Lovekitties
    Lovekitties Member Posts: 3,364 Member
    #3
    Too funny!
    Now you are showing your true talent...great story telling.

    And of course, as we all know, there is always a grain of truth in every story we tell!

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Marie who loves kitties
  • PamPam2
    PamPam2 Member Posts: 370 Member
    #4
    Then there was the guy
    Then there was the guy who got his Viagra stuck in his throat, had a stiff neck for a week.
  • Buzzard
    Buzzard Member Posts: 3,043 Member
    #5
    PamPam2 said:

    Then there was the guy
    Then there was the guy who got his Viagra stuck in his throat, had a stiff neck for a week.

    LOL..PamPam2
    Girls, I really didn't know if I should post this or not but I feel if it makes someone laugh just for a sec then yeah why not...If it embarrasses anyone I apologize, if anyone wants to have a hissy fit and chew me out then they can contact me through PM...My avatar name is "Kerry S"...be more than happy to talk to ya....hehe....I love this stuff....LOL
  • Kathleen808
    Kathleen808 Member Posts: 2,342 Member
    #6
    Clift
    OK you wild man. You do know how to make me smile.
    Aloha,
    Kathleen
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    #7
    Kathleen808 said:

    Clift
    OK you wild man. You do know how to make me smile.
    Aloha,
    Kathleen

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  • pete43lost_at_sea
    pete43lost_at_sea Member Posts: 3,900 Member
    #8
    buzz, so sorry
    Years ago I was travelling through the good old USA.
    Well I stopped one Friday evening to have a drinkk in a bar in a town in the middle somewhere.

    well i got to chatting to these two lovelly ladies and who were celebrating a planned big weekend. We were just laughing and drinking and the time raced away.

    I told them I was going diving and offered to give them some lessons....
    Well they just jumped at the chance.

    Becoming a professional dive instructor has been a great career choice for so many reasons, its emotionally very fulfilling.

    I am sure these are unrelated stories. were your friends blondes by any chance ?
    Its sad some people think your joking, they have such little faith.

    Yours is a wonderful story and your imagination is working very well indeed.

    cheers,
    Pete

    ps any similarities to real people real or imagined is purely co-incidental.
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
    #9
    Buzzard said:

    LOL..PamPam2
    Girls, I really didn't know if I should post this or not but I feel if it makes someone laugh just for a sec then yeah why not...If it embarrasses anyone I apologize, if anyone wants to have a hissy fit and chew me out then they can contact me through PM...My avatar name is "Kerry S"...be more than happy to talk to ya....hehe....I love this stuff....LOL

    Good story!
    Clift, thanks for lightening it up here. That was really funny when you said to PM you at "Kerry S".
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    #10
    pete43lost_at_sea said:

    buzz, so sorry
    Years ago I was travelling through the good old USA.
    Well I stopped one Friday evening to have a drinkk in a bar in a town in the middle somewhere.

    well i got to chatting to these two lovelly ladies and who were celebrating a planned big weekend. We were just laughing and drinking and the time raced away.

    I told them I was going diving and offered to give them some lessons....
    Well they just jumped at the chance.

    Becoming a professional dive instructor has been a great career choice for so many reasons, its emotionally very fulfilling.

    I am sure these are unrelated stories. were your friends blondes by any chance ?
    Its sad some people think your joking, they have such little faith.

    Yours is a wonderful story and your imagination is working very well indeed.

    cheers,
    Pete

    ps any similarities to real people real or imagined is purely co-incidental.

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  • geotina
    geotina Member Posts: 2,111 Member
    #11
    Now I know
    where the expression "FWB" and "FB" came from. I used to wonder who does these things, now I know (shakes finger at Buzz).

    Take care - Tina

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