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Calling ALL Brave Souls For a Colon Calender **UPDATE** The MONTHS are all filled in. YEA!!!!

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herdizziness
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Yep, gonna do it, if I can get 11 more or so!!!
Let's make a colon Cancer Calender, hind ends only (AND NO, not total hineys), just the 1/3 showing!!!!
I'll get it done professionally, just requires your photos, I'll be the first (going to take a few days to get those beads strung, and then I'll show you the pic and you can go from there).
Put a personal piece about each person (amount children, grandchildren, when diagnosed with colon cancer, stage of, and a personal sentence or two) Just initials or first names if you don't want your name out there matching your arse.
Then we sell the darn calenders with all profits going to COLON/RECTAL CANCER RESEARCH!!!!
Just pick a slogan you like, Buzz had an interesting one: "Rectal and Colon Cancers are Pains in the Butt ", or Philleg's "Fight Colon Cancer - The *** You Save Could Be Your Own"
or mine "Colon Cancer is a Pain in the Arse", or Karguys ""the butt you save may be your own." or, just simply stick a BOW on "It" per LovesKitties "Guess maybe we need to put a bow on a butt to make it sexy!" have it written on your arse or bow on butt and take the pic.
You may have more then one royal arse, you can have family participate, friends, dogs, etc.. some of the slogans are tooo long for just one arse.
Go Funny, Go Crazy, Go Serious, just DO IT!!!
Just an Idea, if 11 are on board with me, we can run with this, and do something "personal" to help our fight collectively against Colonrectal cancers!!!!
Winter Marie
Rebel Woman!!!! ROFLMAO

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Kathryn, April is yours!!!!! Need to get them in, within next couple of weeks.

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My birth month. Maybe dress it up as a Santa?

My big, fat, white butt on a calendar. *shiver* How scary is that?

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I would love to do a cover pic of my family, I don't think my butt is up for the picture challenge. LOL it even scares me. Petrina

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Dec???

Oh holly has it.

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I've got wedding month open, June, and Turkey month, Nov.

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All are welcome on cover pic collage.
winter marie

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Dear Holly, DECEMBER is yours!!!!! Thank you.

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November. Thanks

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Colon cancer, is not a laughing

It's not funny, get a colonoscopy!

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Thank you, November is yours!!!!

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It's your duty to love your booty. Now we only need Jennifer Lopez!

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There was a good point about butts hanging on some one"s wall. How about some Jean pics that fit your lifestyle? I can see Buzzard hanging out by the fishing pond with his levy jeans, Kerry cutting up some wood near the wood pile. But either way.. Too bad my tattoo is on the bottom of my cheeks not the top. Hey I can wear my Daisy Dukes...ok, that was 30 years ago! NOT!

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Got a full butt, and it turned out darn good (you all are going to love September) so feel free to use your discretion (um, or lack of)LOL. Feel free to use the bottom half and not the top half!!
For 2012 we can use the blue jean thing, no reason to remain stuck on one idea, but for 2011, it's the bare butt.
Winter Marie

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I think this is a great idea, Nana - Kerry in his overall, maybe eating a nice chunk of self found venision. By the way I just realized your moniker can have 2 meanings - You are a Nana (very important job), but you have also said "na-na" to cancer.

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venison isn't self found, LOL.

AnneCan
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I guess I meant was found at the shooting end of a rifle. I have a few hunters in my family here is the Great White North, My one BIL loves to hunt moose, but I am not sure how often I have been oftered moosemeat in the many years he has been married to my sister.

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double post

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I was raised in Alaska, moose was our "beef", at least three every year, 8 hunters in the family, from mother, to father, to all my brothers.
Thank goodness my school buddies still send me my moose meat!!!

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Driving down busy hwy 280 yesterday the man in front of me hit a huge buck ( or maybe the buck hit him?) The man had traffic stopped, was putting on his gloves to put the self found deer into his truck. Had the deer waited another second my little Toyota would have been trashed and the deer probably could have lived:(

I've been thinking about this butt thing. I have an excellent butt for my age but I don't think I can do a pic of it and have it on a calendar. I absolutely WILL buy a calendar though when they are ready. WooT!!!

We need a picture of Kerry on his bushwacker with his upper crack smiling at the world.

-Pat

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winter marie if you need one more butt i have one for you .ive always told jorge his butt looks like a heart so im sure he would take a picture of it .if your good i so want to buy one.

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I woke up this morning thinking about a very extremely successful tv commercial we have here - don't know if you get it in the states. It is for "Buckley's" cough syrups - it is something like "Try Buckleys - it tastes terrible but it works". They update regularly with peolple showing by their faces that it doesn't taste good but they take it because they know it works. It made could we have something along the same line - like:

COLONS ARE NOT SEXY - BUTT THEY NEED YOUR ATTENTION ALL THE SAME!

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Don't be fooled, size does matter!

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How much do you think the calenders will cost. The idea is cracking me up.. such a fun idea.

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Between 4 and 5 dollars.

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We gonna make research money with them being that cheap? I would think everyone would pay a few extra dollars since its going for such a good cause.... just saying

Jennie

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The cheaper, the more you sell. The cost to make at 2000 to start with is 1.68 a calendar. We don't want to price ourselves out of reach. I want people in every neighborhood to be able to afford it.

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Yep, I need that one more butt.
Jorge has JUNE!!!!

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okay great now i just have to think of what to do.

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Not going to happen as the scary old woman has always said that I suffer from gaunt ***. With the weight loss from resection, I have no padding there at all. Not a pretty sight.

Could have a photo of me with the chain saw. Caption would be “Before you go out in the woods you sharpen the chain – fill it with chain oil and fuel. Get your *** checked or you won’t be here to cut firewood next year.

Kerry

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You eat chitlins...look again!

Kerry they were only asking for the crack... Lol

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Butt....Im already getting things done for the"shot"....I will have it to you next week , most likely Friday or sooner...Love to all.......Buzz

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Did you notice the logo that you pointed out to me and gave me the web site for is the logo used on the facebook page???
What a great idea you had there, and I was able to get it downloaded to the facebook page with no problem.
I sure do appreciate it your work on that!!!!
Winter Marie

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