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Calling ALL Brave Souls For a Colon Calender **UPDATE** The MONTHS are all filled in. YEA!!!!

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Yep, gonna do it, if I can get 11 more or so!!!
Let's make a colon Cancer Calender, hind ends only (AND NO, not total hineys), just the 1/3 showing!!!!
I'll get it done professionally, just requires your photos, I'll be the first (going to take a few days to get those beads strung, and then I'll show you the pic and you can go from there).
Put a personal piece about each person (amount children, grandchildren, when diagnosed with colon cancer, stage of, and a personal sentence or two) Just initials or first names if you don't want your name out there matching your arse.
Then we sell the darn calenders with all profits going to COLON/RECTAL CANCER RESEARCH!!!!
Just pick a slogan you like, Buzz had an interesting one: "Rectal and Colon Cancers are Pains in the Butt ", or Philleg's "Fight Colon Cancer - The *** You Save Could Be Your Own"
or mine "Colon Cancer is a Pain in the Arse", or Karguys ""the butt you save may be your own." or, just simply stick a BOW on "It" per LovesKitties "Guess maybe we need to put a bow on a butt to make it sexy!" have it written on your arse or bow on butt and take the pic.
You may have more then one royal arse, you can have family participate, friends, dogs, etc.. some of the slogans are tooo long for just one arse.
Go Funny, Go Crazy, Go Serious, just DO IT!!!
Just an Idea, if 11 are on board with me, we can run with this, and do something "personal" to help our fight collectively against Colonrectal cancers!!!!
Winter Marie
Rebel Woman!!!! ROFLMAO

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Hey Marie! What fun! I always thought my hubby had the cutest arse in the world...I will see if I can talk him into it! (o:

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Heck, we'll take all kinds of arses!!!!
I'll get in touch this week with a printing company, so we can send photo's there, etc.
Also, give your month preference, I'd like March as that is my Birthday. I'm just wondering, what "December" is going to look like.
Winter Marie

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Just wanna clarify...the upper 1/3? Plumbers cr@ck kinda angle??? lol

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Plumbers CRACK!!!! Please, any plumbers out there, I do not mean to offend but, well, heck, we are talking plumbers crack.

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k...we'll take Sept. if no one else wants it...well...I guess I have to ask him first...that might be important. (o:

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If he does it, September is yours!!!

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Will have to have goosebumps on it!

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Lori-S, I love how you see the humor in it all.
It gives me joy.
Winter Marie

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So if OKThen gets September, please note: February, March and September is taken. Please put in your months quickly.

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no photos with cigars hanging out?

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Did you not read the rules??? Go Crazy with it. Although a cigar is going to look a lot like "Mr. Hanky".

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That's too funny. Don't think I could pose for a month, but would willing purchase one! Thanks for the laugh!

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You can always have friends pose or family!!! LOL

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Who took March????? Well...if I can't have March...... ummmmm.... May is good...in memory of my Mom. Heck..... I can show my butt any month of the year! Great idea Marie!!!

Jennie

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Sorry, I took March, My Birthday. May is now your month. February, March, May and September are now taken.
Thank you Jennie!!!!

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Hello Herdizziness,
My name is Karen. If October is not taken I would like to take that month please.

Peace and Blessings,
Karen

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October is yours Karen!!!

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Thanks, I just turned 57 last week. Just tell me when the photos are needed. Thanks again.

Peace and Blessings,
Karen

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Are you up for painting your butt orange with a happy face in honor of Halloween?

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Lori, that is one good idea.
Peace and blessings,
Karen

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Ok. I will be thinking about this. One major problem is I never did have much of a butt. The second problem is what I did have shrunk after the damn resection.

However, I do have a photo of my Ileo (my new butt) that I took and sent to my doc in STL so he could see how I was healing.

I was good for March but it's taken.

Kerry

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Hey Sexy!
You have GOT to get your "butt" pic taken on your Kabota!!! I mean..that's you! For sure sweetie.... that would sell!!! Hummmmmm... I may have to crawl on the hood of my Camaro.... this is great fun! Thanks again Marie!!!!

Jennie

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Jennie darlin,
What Kubota??? I have 3. ZD21 mower – RTV900 - L4240 HST tractor.

I could use the tractor and say “save your bucket or use this bucket to dig your own grave”.

Kerry - The conservative

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You are great to get this together.

Is there anyone on the board who could set up a free web site to promote this from?

If anyone does go for bows, make it a dark blue one!

Hugs,

Marie who loves kitties

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This is a good fun way to promote awareness and raise funds.

How many are aware that there is already a Colondar for purchase to do just this? Not******, but front side surgery scars showing. (So Marie's idea is much more fun and lighthearted.)

The existing one (for many years) can be found here:

http://www.colonclub.com/colondar.html

The Colon Club was started for those diagnosed before age 50 - before the "normal" age of colonoscopy or dx. They have a great discussion board too.

During this "pink" month I'm reminded every day of how much we need to do to educate about colon cancer. We're bombarded with info on breast cancer, but most people really don't know much about colon cancer - just the jokes they've heard about colonoscopies, or the fear of the prep. We need to bombard the public with blue, as we've been bombarded with pink!

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for the month of July

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July is yours.

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you just go dizz......

excellent work.....

mags

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I think you need some male butts too! I know the colon club does the calendar, but their models are all <50. While I know there are more people being diagnosed earlier, I think it's good this calendar will have butts representative of the whole colorectal population - old butts, young butts + in-between.

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All butts are welcome to join in the calender.
My husband is going to bare his plumber's crack with me, and I'm thinking of hanging a blue ribbon on the tail end of my dog's butt and bare it with us as well!!!!

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Help if you have artistic ability for the front cover.
Also need someone to come up with witty yet serious slogan for the name of the Calender.
Any and all ideas are welcome.

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I don't know if it has a meaning in english , this is in Spanglish!
may be too rude isn't ?

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if you need the *** istance of my rear it is yours for whatever month you choose...........

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September I believe is taken by okthen, she is checking with husband.
How about January? A party hat on the arse?

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Get a colonoscopy...it could save your gut, your butt, your life.

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I like it.

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If you can't bear cancer then bare your butt!

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I'd like August, my birthday month. I'll get on a picture idea.

Valerie

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August is yours!!!

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Picture accomplished! (o: Just gotta do some photoshop with it. Do you want each pic emailed to you for approval?? Your gonna be looking at a lot of arse....

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Yes, please email pictures to me!!! herdizziness@aol.com

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Kathy,

Great slogans,

Butt can't see me buying one of these calender......

Spongee Bob showing off his war wounds yes, looking at butts in the morning not a chance......

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If January is mine I already got a good one figured out...

Buzz

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January is YOURS!!!!!

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I don't think I could stand the idea of waking up and looking at someone's scars. I mean grab a cup of coffee look at the calendar on the wall on a fine sunny morning and, well.... I'd rather start my morning looking at someone's arse, then someone's memory of horror. This is why breast cancer has a step up on us, (well many steps) someone on colon cancer is trying to sell for research money; peoples scars, how many people actually buy that?
We're trying to raise money for research for our cancers, not scare people into not talking about it. Why should OUR cancer be SCARY???? Scary enough, it's spoken in whispers, or not mentioned at all.

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I can't lend my butt to the calendar because it disappeared when I lost all the weight. It used to be one of my better *** sets. I'm still trying to get it back!

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No pun intended, (well, maybe a little) you can lend your face to the cover.
It's a gorgeous face, and makes us, EVERYONE.
Winter Marie

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I already got our first order, from a friend on facebook, not cancer related.
So come on people I need our four more months filled in.
NEED APRIL, JUNE, NOVEMBER AND DECEMBER!!!!

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Thinking about this. To do December properly we need to wait till snow - then I have great ideas! But that is probably too late. When is your deadline to get photos turned in?

I could take April, my birthday month if I can't wait for snow.

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