The Penis Poem- not ment to offend

shane59
shane59 Member Posts: 86
edited March 2014 in Prostate Cancer #1
I hope you take this lightly as I did

THE PENIS POEM

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when of it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the flippin' thing.
It used to be embarrasing
The way it would behave-
Every single morning it would stand
And watch me as I shaved!
Now,as age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes!



I enjoyed this hope it don,t offend anyone Thanks Shane

Comments

  • gkoper
    gkoper Member Posts: 173
    Poem
    Good humor-------I can relate.
  • JR1949
    JR1949 Member Posts: 230
    Me Too
    I CAN RELATE TO THAT.

    JR
  • NM
    NM Member Posts: 214
    excellent
    After cancer,caths ,stool softeners and you all know the rest how can this offend I personally found it funny and unfortunately can now relate.

    Nick
  • bdhilton
    bdhilton Member Posts: 802 Member
    thanks for the good
    thanks for the good laugh...the wife even laughed...Peace-B
  • griff 1
    griff 1 Member Posts: 114
    shane
    i needed that what a poem. ha ha thanks griff
  • muttsrule
    muttsrule Member Posts: 52
    Penis Poem
    A real delight! Thanks for this clever mood booster. It even scans properly, saith the English Major. May I send it to a friend who ought to be here but isn't, as far as I know? Signing off smiling, John in Seattle
  • BRONX52
    BRONX52 Member Posts: 156
    HUMOR IS CONTAGIOUS AND
    HUMOR IS CONTAGIOUS AND JUDGING BY THE REMARKS, YOU HAVE CERTAINLY HIT THE MARK. THANKS FOR PUTTING A SMILE ON MY FACE !!!!!
  • mrspjd
    mrspjd Member Posts: 694 Member
    BRONX52 said:

    HUMOR IS CONTAGIOUS AND
    HUMOR IS CONTAGIOUS AND JUDGING BY THE REMARKS, YOU HAVE CERTAINLY HIT THE MARK. THANKS FOR PUTTING A SMILE ON MY FACE !!!!!

    thank goodness for humor, especially PCa humor
    I printed this poem out and gave it to pjd. He enjoyed it so much, he made copies to give to his friends and doctors, who also were LOL. The humor reminded me of another funny post from a couple of months ago from johndz that had me laughing for days. I still enjoy telling this joke and thought it worthy of a repost below. Hope you have another good laugh!

    Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
    their kids overnight.

    When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
    his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
    about using one of the pills.

    The son said, "I don't think you should
    take one Dad; they're very strong
    and very expensive."

    "How much?" asked Grandpa.

    "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.

    "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
    try one, and before we leave in the
    morning, I'll put the money
    under the pillow."

    Later the next morning, the son found
    $110 under the pillow. He called
    Grandpa and said, "I told
    you each pill was
    $10, not $110.

    "I know," said Grandpa. "The
    hundred is from
    Grandma!"

    Johndz
  • dakotarunner
    dakotarunner Member Posts: 102 Member
    mrspjd said:

    thank goodness for humor, especially PCa humor
    I printed this poem out and gave it to pjd. He enjoyed it so much, he made copies to give to his friends and doctors, who also were LOL. The humor reminded me of another funny post from a couple of months ago from johndz that had me laughing for days. I still enjoy telling this joke and thought it worthy of a repost below. Hope you have another good laugh!

    Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
    their kids overnight.

    When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
    his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
    about using one of the pills.

    The son said, "I don't think you should
    take one Dad; they're very strong
    and very expensive."

    "How much?" asked Grandpa.

    "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.

    "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
    try one, and before we leave in the
    morning, I'll put the money
    under the pillow."

    Later the next morning, the son found
    $110 under the pillow. He called
    Grandpa and said, "I told
    you each pill was
    $10, not $110.

    "I know," said Grandpa. "The
    hundred is from
    Grandma!"

    Johndz

    Great
    Good story. Now if I can just remember it. Life is much more enjoyable with laughter.
  • Feb2010
    Feb2010 Member Posts: 51
    Nice one. LOL!!

    Nice one. LOL!!
  • Trew
    Trew Member Posts: 931 Member
    Feb2010 said:

    Nice one. LOL!!

    Nice one. LOL!!

    Feb, I'm wondering how
    Feb, I'm wondering how everything is working for since you completed proton therapy- care to share?
  • JR1949
    JR1949 Member Posts: 230
    mrspjd said:

    thank goodness for humor, especially PCa humor
    I printed this poem out and gave it to pjd. He enjoyed it so much, he made copies to give to his friends and doctors, who also were LOL. The humor reminded me of another funny post from a couple of months ago from johndz that had me laughing for days. I still enjoy telling this joke and thought it worthy of a repost below. Hope you have another good laugh!

    Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
    their kids overnight.

    When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
    his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
    about using one of the pills.

    The son said, "I don't think you should
    take one Dad; they're very strong
    and very expensive."

    "How much?" asked Grandpa.

    "$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.

    "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
    try one, and before we leave in the
    morning, I'll put the money
    under the pillow."

    Later the next morning, the son found
    $110 under the pillow. He called
    Grandpa and said, "I told
    you each pill was
    $10, not $110.

    "I know," said Grandpa. "The
    hundred is from
    Grandma!"

    Johndz

    Thanks For The Humor
    Thanks for the humor, John, I'm still smiling. We all need a good humor story from time to time.
  • perrozzinj
    perrozzinj Member Posts: 1
    Old Age, That's Me
    Hi Shane

    My brother gave me this poem/joke about 55 years ago, Little did I know then that it would be a prophesy of life.

    I enjoyed seeing it again as from time to time, portions would pop into my mind and I would try to remember the rest of it.

    Thank you