The Penis Poem- not ment to offend
THE PENIS POEM
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when of it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the flippin' thing.
It used to be embarrasing
The way it would behave-
Every single morning it would stand
And watch me as I shaved!
Now,as age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes!
I enjoyed this hope it don,t offend anyone Thanks Shane
Comments
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thank goodness for humor, especially PCa humorBRONX52 said:HUMOR IS CONTAGIOUS AND
HUMOR IS CONTAGIOUS AND JUDGING BY THE REMARKS, YOU HAVE CERTAINLY HIT THE MARK. THANKS FOR PUTTING A SMILE ON MY FACE !!!!!
I printed this poem out and gave it to pjd. He enjoyed it so much, he made copies to give to his friends and doctors, who also were LOL. The humor reminded me of another funny post from a couple of months ago from johndz that had me laughing for days. I still enjoy telling this joke and thought it worthy of a repost below. Hope you have another good laugh!
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think you should
take one Dad; they're very strong
and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa.
"$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
try one, and before we leave in the
morning, I'll put the money
under the pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found
$110 under the pillow. He called
Grandpa and said, "I told
you each pill was
$10, not $110.
"I know," said Grandpa. "The
hundred is from
Grandma!"
Johndz0 -
Greatmrspjd said:thank goodness for humor, especially PCa humor
I printed this poem out and gave it to pjd. He enjoyed it so much, he made copies to give to his friends and doctors, who also were LOL. The humor reminded me of another funny post from a couple of months ago from johndz that had me laughing for days. I still enjoy telling this joke and thought it worthy of a repost below. Hope you have another good laugh!
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think you should
take one Dad; they're very strong
and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa.
"$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
try one, and before we leave in the
morning, I'll put the money
under the pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found
$110 under the pillow. He called
Grandpa and said, "I told
you each pill was
$10, not $110.
"I know," said Grandpa. "The
hundred is from
Grandma!"
Johndz
Good story. Now if I can just remember it. Life is much more enjoyable with laughter.0 -
Thanks For The Humormrspjd said:thank goodness for humor, especially PCa humor
I printed this poem out and gave it to pjd. He enjoyed it so much, he made copies to give to his friends and doctors, who also were LOL. The humor reminded me of another funny post from a couple of months ago from johndz that had me laughing for days. I still enjoy telling this joke and thought it worthy of a repost below. Hope you have another good laugh!
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting
their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in
his son's medicine cabinet, he asked
about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think you should
take one Dad; they're very strong
and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa.
"$10.00 a pill," Answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to
try one, and before we leave in the
morning, I'll put the money
under the pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found
$110 under the pillow. He called
Grandpa and said, "I told
you each pill was
$10, not $110.
"I know," said Grandpa. "The
hundred is from
Grandma!"
Johndz
Thanks for the humor, John, I'm still smiling. We all need a good humor story from time to time.0 -
Old Age, That's Me
Hi Shane
My brother gave me this poem/joke about 55 years ago, Little did I know then that it would be a prophesy of life.
I enjoyed seeing it again as from time to time, portions would pop into my mind and I would try to remember the rest of it.
Thank you0
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