Today's joke---MATERNAL MIRACLES

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor.

After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.

She burst out screaming and ran down the hallway.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. She told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor and demanded:

"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Smith is 59 years old, has four grown children, seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?!?!

The new doctor continued writing on his clipboard and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

Comments

  • Christmas Girl
    Christmas Girl Member Posts: 3,682 Member
    Ha ha!
    Yeah - that would be ME, running down the hall, screaming... AAAHHH!!! (Am younger than 59, though - just to clarify!)

    Thanks, Margo.

    Kind regards, Susan
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930

    Ha ha!
    Yeah - that would be ME, running down the hall, screaming... AAAHHH!!! (Am younger than 59, though - just to clarify!)

    Thanks, Margo.

    Kind regards, Susan

    HAHA! Thanks Margo! Love
    HAHA! Thanks Margo! Love your jokes!
  • Akiss4me
    Akiss4me Member Posts: 2,188
    Hiccups?
    You got me on that one...definitely didn't see that coming!! LOL :) Pammy
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    Akiss4me said:

    Hiccups?
    You got me on that one...definitely didn't see that coming!! LOL :) Pammy

    Another great joke Margo!
    Another great joke Margo! Thanks for the smile!
  • tasha_111
    tasha_111 Member Posts: 2,072
    Kylez said:

    Another great joke Margo!
    Another great joke Margo! Thanks for the smile!

    Margo......... Behave!
    That was brilliant! Love it.......Keep 'em coming!

    Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • taleena
    taleena Member Posts: 1,612 Member
    Yep... that would have
    Yep... that would have worked for me ... lol
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    taleena said:

    Yep... that would have
    Yep... that would have worked for me ... lol

    Cute Margo! Yes, keep them
    Cute Margo! Yes, keep them coming!