Today's joke---MATERNAL MIRACLES

tommaseena

A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor.

After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.

She burst out screaming and ran down the hallway.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. She told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor and demanded:

"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Smith is 59 years old, has four grown children, seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?!?!

The new doctor continued writing on his clipboard and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

Christmas Girl

Ha ha!
Yeah - that would be ME, running down the hall, screaming... AAAHHH!!! (Am younger than 59, though - just to clarify!)

Thanks, Margo.

Kind regards, Susan

susie09

Christmas Girl said:

Ha ha!
Yeah - that would be ME, running down the hall, screaming... AAAHHH!!! (Am younger than 59, though - just to clarify!)

Thanks, Margo.

Kind regards, Susan

HAHA! Thanks Margo! Love
HAHA! Thanks Margo! Love your jokes!

Akiss4me

Hiccups?
You got me on that one...definitely didn't see that coming!! LOL Pammy

Kylez

Akiss4me said:

Hiccups?
You got me on that one...definitely didn't see that coming!! LOL Pammy

Another great joke Margo!
Another great joke Margo! Thanks for the smile!

tasha_111

Kylez said:

Another great joke Margo!
Another great joke Margo! Thanks for the smile!

Margo......... Behave!
That was brilliant! Love it.......Keep 'em coming!

Hugs Jxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

taleena

Yep... that would have
Yep... that would have worked for me ... lol

DianeBC

taleena said:

Yep... that would have
Yep... that would have worked for me ... lol

Cute Margo! Yes, keep them
Cute Margo! Yes, keep them coming!