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A Little Humor

taunya Member Posts: 390
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
*am making this tonight..and maybe tomorrow night too*

Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs
and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the
frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the
tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or
something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you
can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.


  • grandma047
    grandma047 Member Posts: 381
    hahahahahahahehehehehehe-I loved it!!!!! Merry Christmas!!!
    Love, Judy(grandma047)
  • spongebob
    spongebob Member Posts: 2,565
    Sign me up for dinner!

    - SB
  • kerry
    kerry Member Posts: 1,313
    Hi Taunya,

    I decided I should make this "fruit" cake tonight also!! Cheers! Merry Christmas.

  • JKendall
    JKendall Member Posts: 186
    I gotta stop reading this stuff at work...everyone around me is probably wondering why I'm laughing and I'm by myself. It's just the wee voices in my head. Whew...that was great!!!!!

  • 2bhealed
    2bhealed Member Posts: 2,064

    Is this from Sponge Bob's Cookbook ?

    Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.


    peace, emily who loves to laugh
  • taunya
    taunya Member Posts: 390
    2bhealed said:


    Is this from Sponge Bob's Cookbook ?

    Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.


    peace, emily who loves to laugh

    Oh, I am so glad you guys liked it! I was laughing out loud!And yes, I think the cookbook was labeled "Who lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?!" I love you all.