Funny Joke....... Adults only
Jennie
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Cute
That was really cute.
Kim0 -
Kenny -Kenny H. said:LOL. shuda stopped while he
LOL. shuda stopped while he was ahead!
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!
But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso popped out!
The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms popped out!
The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair.
By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs popped out.
The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.
The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said: "He should have quit while he was a head."0 -
Good one, John!John23 said:Kenny -
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!
But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso popped out!
The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms popped out!
The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair.
By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs popped out.
The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.
The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said: "He should have quit while he was a head."
Good one, John!0 -
john, maybe you should stop while your a headAnneCan said:Good one, John!
Good one, John!
i love all these jokes, the threesome just won by ahead
thanks,
pete0 -
john, maybe you should stop while your a headAnneCan said:Good one, John!
Good one, John!
i love all these jokes, the threesome just won by ahead
thanks,
pete0 -
lol
Thanks Jennie. I am sitting here as **** gets his scans. It is always good to have a little humor at this time.
Aloha,
Kathleen0 -
Three women walk into a bar and see this well-built guy,perfectKathleen808 said:lol
Thanks Jennie. I am sitting here as **** gets his scans. It is always good to have a little humor at this time.
Aloha,
Kathleen
in every way but a tiny head on his shoulders.After staring at him for awhile, they finally approach and question him about that tiny head of his. "Well," he replied,"years ago I was walking along a beach when I found this odd-shaped bottle out of which emerged a genie.This genie granted me three wishes. I didn't believe this so at first I said I wish I were on a beautiful island in the Pacific and snap,there I was. I couldn't believe this so I said :How about some beautiful women? And, snap, there they were. Then I blurted out:How about a little head?"
Whoops......0 -
lolcoloCan said:Three women walk into a bar and see this well-built guy,perfect
in every way but a tiny head on his shoulders.After staring at him for awhile, they finally approach and question him about that tiny head of his. "Well," he replied,"years ago I was walking along a beach when I found this odd-shaped bottle out of which emerged a genie.This genie granted me three wishes. I didn't believe this so at first I said I wish I were on a beautiful island in the Pacific and snap,there I was. I couldn't believe this so I said :How about some beautiful women? And, snap, there they were. Then I blurted out:How about a little head?"
Whoops......
lol0 -
LOLThanks... I needed that tonight
Brooks0 -
Bathroom humor, how relevantKathleen808 said:lol
lol
A drunk gentleman stumbles into the confessional at the local church and the priest hears the door close. The man remains silent as the priest hears him fidgiting around and breathing heavy. The priest knows many people get nervous at confession and waits a few minutes for the man to get up his nerve. A few more minutes pass and the priest figures he'll initiate contact so he loudly clears his throat with an "Eh hem". A few seconds pass then the drunk replies, with slurred speech, "sorry buddy you're outta luck, there aint no TP in here either"...0 -
What great follow up!!!!!!!!!just4Brooks said:LOLThanks... I needed that tonight
Brooks
Man..... You guys are funny!!! Great jokes..... little head..LOLOLOLOLOL...
Jennie0 -
I got one
A cowboy was sitting at a bar, when a young lady walks up and ask, are you a real cowboy, the man replied yes I am, the young lady asked how do you know your a real cowboy, the man replied, well I get up in the morning, I work on a ranch, I work with horses and cows, I mend fences, so yeah I am a real cowboy. THen the cowboy ask the young lady what are you, the young lady replies I am a lesbian, the cowboy says how do you know your a real lesbian, the young lady says, well I wake up thinking of Pu%%y, I think of women all day long and I love being with them, the cowboy tipped his hat and the young lady walked away. A few minutes later a young man approaches the cowboy and asks Hey are you a real cowboy, and the cowboy replies, well all my life I thought I was but now I am realizing I am a lesbian.0 -
LOL..dorookie said:I got one
A cowboy was sitting at a bar, when a young lady walks up and ask, are you a real cowboy, the man replied yes I am, the young lady asked how do you know your a real cowboy, the man replied, well I get up in the morning, I work on a ranch, I work with horses and cows, I mend fences, so yeah I am a real cowboy. THen the cowboy ask the young lady what are you, the young lady replies I am a lesbian, the cowboy says how do you know your a real lesbian, the young lady says, well I wake up thinking of Pu%%y, I think of women all day long and I love being with them, the cowboy tipped his hat and the young lady walked away. A few minutes later a young man approaches the cowboy and asks Hey are you a real cowboy, and the cowboy replies, well all my life I thought I was but now I am realizing I am a lesbian.
Oh Beth...... That was really a good one. Laughed my butt off!!!
Jen0
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