Twelve Days ;)

leesag
leesag Member Posts: 621 Member
edited March 2014 in Ovarian Cancer #1
On the first day of Christmas my Onco gave to me:
A power port in my chest cavity

On the second day of Christmas my Onco gave to me:
Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity

On the third day of Christmas my Onco gave to me:
Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity

On the fourth day of Christmas my Onco gave to me,
Four days of nausea, Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Onco gave to me
Five hours of carbo/taxol,Four days of nausea, Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity

On the sixth day of Christmas my Onco gave to me:
Six get well quick cards, Five hours of carbo/taxol,Four days of nausea, Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Onco gave to me,

Seven complements "you look great bald!" Six get well quick cards (Seriously?), Five hours of carbo/taxol,Four days of nausea, Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity

On the eighth day of Christmas, my onco gave to me,
Eight stupid comments "At least they caught it early", seven complements "you look great bald!" Six get well quick cards(seriously?), Five hours of carbo/taxol,Four days of nausea, Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity

On the ninth day of Christmas my onco gave to me,
Nine nurses running, Eight stupid comments "At least they caught it early", seven complements "you look great bald!" Six get well quick cards(seriously?), Five hours of carbo/taxol,Four days of nausea, Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Onco gave to me,
Ten labs for drawing, Nine nurses running, Eight stupid comments "At least they caught it early", seven complements "you look great bald!" Six get well quick cards (seriously?), Five hours of carbo/taxol,Four days of nausea, Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Onco gave to me,

Eleven ounces of Barium (twice),Ten labs for drawing, Nine nurses running, Eight stupid comments "At least they caught it early", seven complements "you look great bald!" Six get well quick cards, Five hours of carbo/taxol,Four days of nausea, Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity


On the twelfth day of Christmas, my onco gave to me,
Twelve Months of NED (to be continued),Eleven ounces of Barium (twice),Ten labs for drawing, Nine nurses running, Eight stupid comments "At least they caught it early", seven complements "you look great bald!" Six get well quick cards (seriously?), Five hours of carbo/taxol,Four days of nausea, Three days of muscle pain, Two bald spots and A power port in my chest cavity



Wishing all of us, twelve months of NED each and every year for the next several decades!


My husband says this is lame and depressing. My apologies if you agree with him. I got a kick out of it ;)



Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy Happy Holiday! Full of hope and happiness!


Love and Joy!

Leesa

Comments

  • poopergirl14052
    poopergirl14052 Member Posts: 1,183 Member
    laughing my bald head off
    to funny you have a great sense of humor keep smiling in the new year.....val
  • Cafewoman53
    Cafewoman53 Member Posts: 735 Member
    Cute !
    Colleen

    Cute !
    Colleen
  • Mwee
    Mwee Member Posts: 1,338
    neither lame or depressing!
    I guess you have to be in it to fully get it! Thanks for the wonderful xmas tidings. Yes, wishing us all a very Merry Christmas and a healthy New Year with long dances with NED.
    Happy Holidays from my family to yours..... Maria
  • kayandok
    kayandok Member Posts: 1,202 Member
    Hilarious!
    You brought love and joy to my day!
    Merry Christmas!
    kathleen
  • Hissy_Fitz
    Hissy_Fitz Member Posts: 1,834
    He is so wrong! If we can't
    He is so wrong! If we can't laugh at our bald, up-chucking, muscle cramping selves then we might as well send for the undertaker and call it done. This is our reality. Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and bellyache and the world will soon get tired of that crap and tune you out.

    Merry Christmas, Leesa and all my other teal sisters.

    Carlene
  • clamryn
    clamryn Member Posts: 508
    Loved it
    Leesa, I loved it. Merry Christmas to you.... Bring on 2011 and NED for all of us Teal Sisters.

    Hugs,
    Linda
  • joan60
    joan60 Member Posts: 89
    clamryn said:

    Loved it
    Leesa, I loved it. Merry Christmas to you.... Bring on 2011 and NED for all of us Teal Sisters.

    Hugs,
    Linda

    Laughing
    still, I never really liked the 12 days of Christmas song, but I really liked yours. Keep us all smiling Leesa!
  • Lisa13Q
    Lisa13Q Member Posts: 677
    LEESA
    Nothing lame or depressing in this.......I LOVE it...thanks for giving me a chuckle!! MERRY MERRY to you and everyone else on this board who has made this journey we're on at least tolerable....off to see Mom!!!!! She's feeling a bit better..Her Gyn/Onc gave her 2 pints of blood for her x-mas present yesterday!!! Yeah!!!! Love, Lisa
  • Tina Brown
    Tina Brown Member Posts: 1,036 Member
    Leesa I just love it. Merry
    Leesa I just love it. Merry Christmas to you and your family
    xxxxx Tina
  • azgrandma
    azgrandma Member Posts: 609 Member

    Leesa I just love it. Merry
    Leesa I just love it. Merry Christmas to you and your family
    xxxxx Tina

    i enjoyed it
    i liked it alot
  • azgrandma said:

    i enjoyed it
    i liked it alot

    Lol!!
    Very good! Have a

    Lol!!

    Very good! Have a merry Xmas ladies xxxx
  • vj1
    vj1 Member Posts: 150

    Lol!!
    Very good! Have a

    Lol!!

    Very good! Have a merry Xmas ladies xxxx

    amen!
    Leesa:
    Enjoyed twelve days---sad, but true and you provided a good laugh! Hope your Christmas was good and we all pray for a good 2011. Keep the humor!

    Verna
  • South Jersey
    South Jersey Member Posts: 89
    vj1 said:

    amen!
    Leesa:
    Enjoyed twelve days---sad, but true and you provided a good laugh! Hope your Christmas was good and we all pray for a good 2011. Keep the humor!

    Verna

    Too funny... Praying that we
    Too funny... Praying that we all have a happy and blessed 2011!