Got a hell of an Idea

Kerry S
Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Guys, when the next one of us gets a reconnect date. Let’s tell them to start with that utter cream treatments on their butts 2 weeks before. That way their butts will be ready for the crap storms. I will need you to remember as I forget thoughts like this easy.

I am doing great, only 3 poops yesterday. I am only taking a total of 7 (2.5 mg) Lomotil a day. I don't think that is much, but what do my nurse friends think?????

The T-shirt rags that the scary old woman made me for the final clean up are a major help. My butt does not feel like it is rotting away anymore.

I have been off the damn steroids for almost a week now and the brain fog has lifted. The mellow feeling is more to normal. Still a little stoned on percocet.

Kerry

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  • geotina
    geotina Member Posts: 2,111 Member
    #2
    Kerry:
    Just don't grow utters, that would really confuse that scary old sweetheat (sorry, couldn't resist).

    Tina
  • Lovekitties
    Lovekitties Member Posts: 3,364 Member
    #3
    Glad all is going well
    Glad all is going well with your recovery.

    Your lovely wife seems to rise to every challenge.

    Hugs,

    Marie who loves kitties
  • tootsie1
    tootsie1 Member Posts: 5,044 Member
    #4
    Your wife
    You know, your wife is an angel. She's always making something to add to your comfort. Give her a nice kiss, okay?

    *hugs*
    Gail
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
    #5
    Bidet
    From now on, we all should get bidet's per buckwirth.
    Winter Marie
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
    #6
    Your mind
    seems to be working just fine; it doesn't seem stoned to me but of course I am not an expert.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    #7
    AnneCan said:

    Your mind
    seems to be working just fine; it doesn't seem stoned to me but of course I am not an expert.

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  • Lori-S
    Lori-S Member Posts: 1,277 Member
    #8
    herdizziness said:

    Bidet
    From now on, we all should get bidet's per buckwirth.
    Winter Marie

    Bidet
    And they should be cover 100% as a medical expense.

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