The damned bag is off my belly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kerry S
Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hey Guys,

It be Saturday I be sitting here at the nurse station using their system.
I just came in from having my second smoke. It be cold out there, but that smoke sure felt good. I have my good old farmers coat with me so I do stay warm while smoking.

They did not give me too much night night crap this time so I did not end up in the ICU. I did have, lets say, a little talk with the nice lady that put me out. I told her, woman or not, I would slug her if she gave me too much.

THe doc said I could go home Monday but they will not feed me until Sunday. Damn, I would love a double cheeseburger and fries about now.

Kerry (the no bag guy)
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  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
    #2
    Yes!!!!! Just wait until
    Yes!!!!! Just wait until your first fart, it is music to your ears!!!!

    Kathy
  • pepebcn
    pepebcn Member Posts: 6,331 Member
    #3
    Hahahaha, Kerry.
    Congratulations, enjoy you're a no bag man , when is the your next hunting by the way?
    Hugs!
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #4
    I am dancing, and dancing, and dancing!!!!
    YEA KERRY!!!!! Now you get to share experiences with the rest of us....ROFL!!!

    Searching for a toilet when you REALLY need one!!!

    Asking to be forgiven (oh, wait, this is Kerry) when the noise is too loud....

    Sitting down for awhile on the throne, taking up Sodoku or something to wile away the time...

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Thanks for sharing!!!

    Hugs, Kathi
  • abrub
    abrub Member Posts: 2,174 Member
    #5
    CONGRATULATIONS!
    Welcome
    CONGRATULATIONS!

    Welcome back to the world of the cold toilet seat!
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
    #6
    Good going Kerry!
    It sounds like you are doing so well! May it continue.
  • grammadebbie
    grammadebbie Member Posts: 464
    #7
    Awesome Kerry!
    Awesome Kerry,



    So very happy for you. Hope this doesn't turn you into a meek and mild old koot.

    Sending big hugs and prayers,

    Debbie
  • Lovekitties
    Lovekitties Member Posts: 3,364 Member
    #8
    Congrats!
    So very glad that you are up and around and able to sweet talk the nurses into sharing their system so you could let us know how you are doing.

    Take it easy on the reconnect...save the double and fries for a little later.

    Santa came early to Kerry and instead of leaving a gift, he took away the bag!

    Continued speedy recovery and happy throne sitting to you!

    Hugs,

    Marie who loves kitties
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #9
    grammadebbie said:

    Awesome Kerry!
    Awesome Kerry,



    So very happy for you. Hope this doesn't turn you into a meek and mild old koot.

    Sending big hugs and prayers,

    Debbie

    Now, Debbie....
    We have coots (the bird...lol) in The Netherlands...and they are about the most fearless bird I've ever seen....PLUS, in the dead of winter, they dive UNDER the ice to find food!!!

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Hugs, Kathi
  • Annabelle41415
    Annabelle41415 Member Posts: 6,742 Member
    #10
    Congratulations
    So glad that everything seems to have went as planned and you are back to bagless and a pooper again. Good luck on your recovery and hoping that you have a speedy one.

    Kim
  • Lori-S
    Lori-S Member Posts: 1,277 Member
    #11
    congratulations Kerry!
    congratulations Kerry!
    Just for you. Make sure to push it to go home. It's got magical powers like Dorothy's ruby red slippers


    F A R T
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    #12
    Lori-S said:

    congratulations Kerry!
    congratulations Kerry!
    Just for you. Make sure to push it to go home. It's got magical powers like Dorothy's ruby red slippers


    F A R T

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  • lesvanb
    lesvanb Member Posts: 905
    #13
    Congrats Kerry!
    I'm so glad all went well!

    all the best, Leslie
  • karguy
    karguy Member Posts: 1,020 Member
    #14
    Congratulations
    Now you get to complain about the toilet seats,and enjoy sitting on one,wait untill you get to fart,and all the other good things.
  • mommyof2kds
    mommyof2kds Member Posts: 519
    #15
    karguy said:

    Congratulations
    Now you get to complain about the toilet seats,and enjoy sitting on one,wait untill you get to fart,and all the other good things.

    Yeh,,, such a good feeling.
    Yeh,,, such a good feeling. Just remember don't trust a fart... LOL..
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
    #16
    Hun
    Just keep on being you, bag or no bag, I love the heck out of you.
    Winter Marie
    P.S. Congrats on losing the bag.
  • plh4gail
    plh4gail Member Posts: 1,238 Member
    #17
    Northern Ultra
    Yay for you.... hope you get to go home soon....but please be careful about the food you eat, it can be a little rough on the system at first.

    Gail

    P.S. I like Northern Ultra :)
  • ktlcs
    ktlcs Member Posts: 358
    #18
    plh4gail said:

    Northern Ultra
    Yay for you.... hope you get to go home soon....but please be careful about the food you eat, it can be a little rough on the system at first.

    Gail

    P.S. I like Northern Ultra :)

    Good for you
    Glad you are doing so well and rid of the damn bag! Keep up the fight, sounds to me like you're winning!

    Kathy

    PS I agree with Gail, Northern Ultra is the best! :)
  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
    #19
    ktlcs said:

    Good for you
    Glad you are doing so well and rid of the damn bag! Keep up the fight, sounds to me like you're winning!

    Kathy

    PS I agree with Gail, Northern Ultra is the best! :)

    Ah, Spray please!
    lol...great news!
  • jararno
    jararno Member Posts: 186
    #20
    Blame the Dog!
    It always helps to have a dog nearby to "blame". Unfortunately my dog never farts!!

    Congratulations on losing the bag! Hope you are home soon!

    Take Care,

    Barb
  • geotina
    geotina Member Posts: 2,111 Member
    #21
    Kerry:
    Happy Farting and Pooping!

    Now stop flirting with the nurses and get back in bed, we all know how you take a shine to nurses!

    Tina

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