Pepe, I have an idea

AnneCan
AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
What if you learned to cook 1 meal +surprise Tote. Women tend to find men cooking very attractive.

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  • Kerry S
    Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
    #2
    It’s a female trap Pepe
    Pepe in order to gain control woman always want the man to cook!

    Believe me on this, after 45 years with Scary old woman, once you show you can do more then heat up a can of chili, you’re done for. Only reveal that you can make basic survivor food.

    Kerry
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
    #3
    Kerry S said:

    It’s a female trap Pepe
    Pepe in order to gain control woman always want the man to cook!

    Believe me on this, after 45 years with Scary old woman, once you show you can do more then heat up a can of chili, you’re done for. Only reveal that you can make basic survivor food.

    Kerry

    Pepe,
    don't listen to Kerry,
    Pepe,
    don't listen to Kerry, I think the fumes from his log splitter have clouded his mind! he he! ( still love ya Kerry ) but we woman know that you are ACTING all helpless! some of us will play along as we think it is cute, others? well not so much!!!
    Kathy
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #4
    khl8 said:

    Pepe,
    don't listen to Kerry,
    Pepe,
    don't listen to Kerry, I think the fumes from his log splitter have clouded his mind! he he! ( still love ya Kerry ) but we woman know that you are ACTING all helpless! some of us will play along as we think it is cute, others? well not so much!!!
    Kathy

    I am laughing sooooo hard!!!!
    Yup, I agree, Kathy....ROFL!

    My choice in men always included a cook/world class chef....I can cook in an emergency, but that's IT!!! I am the baker. NO ONE messes with MY yeast!!! LMAO!

    Now, the laundry...well, my beau messes it up (I suspect, on purpose)...he's an MD/PhD...so that I will forbid him from doing it. Same as with the dishes...

    Hugs, Kathi
  • Lovekitties
    Lovekitties Member Posts: 3,364 Member
    #5
    KathiM said:

    I am laughing sooooo hard!!!!
    Yup, I agree, Kathy....ROFL!

    My choice in men always included a cook/world class chef....I can cook in an emergency, but that's IT!!! I am the baker. NO ONE messes with MY yeast!!! LMAO!

    Now, the laundry...well, my beau messes it up (I suspect, on purpose)...he's an MD/PhD...so that I will forbid him from doing it. Same as with the dishes...

    Hugs, Kathi

    Kathi, they now have a 'cure' for part of the male inability to do laundry. It is like a dryer sheet except it goes into the washer and captures all the dyes that are released into the water. Voila, no more white things turning pink or other colors of the rainbow!

    I think a woman must have invented it!

    Of course it still doesn't keep them from washing things that shrink...sweaters come to mind or drying the heck out of things, but I guess if you can get them to put the dirty clothes into the hamper you have made a giant leap!

    Hugs,

    Marie
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
    #6
    KathiM said:

    I am laughing sooooo hard!!!!
    Yup, I agree, Kathy....ROFL!

    My choice in men always included a cook/world class chef....I can cook in an emergency, but that's IT!!! I am the baker. NO ONE messes with MY yeast!!! LMAO!

    Now, the laundry...well, my beau messes it up (I suspect, on purpose)...he's an MD/PhD...so that I will forbid him from doing it. Same as with the dishes...

    Hugs, Kathi

    Kathi,
    HMMMMMMM.. sounds to
    Kathi,
    HMMMMMMM.. sounds to me like he has your number!!! LOL Mine tried that with the dishes once, and only once! When I served dinner the next night on the still "icky" plate that he supposedly washed, he never did it again.
    Once, he made a comment on the way that I vacummed, so I put the handle up, kept it running and went shopping!
    I am evil that way ;) he he

    Kathy
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #7
    Lovekitties said:

    Kathi, they now have a 'cure' for part of the male inability to do laundry. It is like a dryer sheet except it goes into the washer and captures all the dyes that are released into the water. Voila, no more white things turning pink or other colors of the rainbow!

    I think a woman must have invented it!

    Of course it still doesn't keep them from washing things that shrink...sweaters come to mind or drying the heck out of things, but I guess if you can get them to put the dirty clothes into the hamper you have made a giant leap!

    Hugs,

    Marie

    I use that sheet...
    After turning my MIL's new white 'granny panties' a nice soft pink...ROFL....she was SO put out...I told her, with laughter...well, at least you know they are clean...STILL didn't get me out of doing laundry...

    So, I got MY revenge! When we first started the 6 months in America/6 months The Netherlands, I INSISTED on a NEW laundry pair!!! (Actually I LOVE it!). The washer heats it's own water, and the dryer...well...it removes it's own humidity...no more steamy windows, and that's WITHOUT a vent to the outside!!!

    hugs, Kathi
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #8
    khl8 said:

    Kathi,
    HMMMMMMM.. sounds to
    Kathi,
    HMMMMMMM.. sounds to me like he has your number!!! LOL Mine tried that with the dishes once, and only once! When I served dinner the next night on the still "icky" plate that he supposedly washed, he never did it again.
    Once, he made a comment on the way that I vacummed, so I put the handle up, kept it running and went shopping!
    I am evil that way ;) he he

    Kathy

    Thank you, Kathy....for the inspiration!!!
    He is a bit of a clean freak, so I suggested we hire someone...no more waxy rags for me...ROFLMAO!!! But should he let her go, I WILL use your vaccum trick!!! YEA!!!

    Hugs, Kathi
  • pepebcn
    pepebcn Member Posts: 6,331 Member
    #9
    Kerry S said:

    It’s a female trap Pepe
    Pepe in order to gain control woman always want the man to cook!

    Believe me on this, after 45 years with Scary old woman, once you show you can do more then heat up a can of chili, you’re done for. Only reveal that you can make basic survivor food.

    Kerry

    Hahahahaha!ROFLMAO!
    Don't worry Kerry,hahahaha.
    I'm not going to fall in what it looks an obvious TRAP!
    Hahaha!
  • pepebcn
    pepebcn Member Posts: 6,331 Member
    #10
    pepebcn said:

    Hahahahaha!ROFLMAO!
    Don't worry Kerry,hahahaha.
    I'm not going to fall in what it looks an obvious TRAP!
    Hahaha!

    Anne, Kathi ,Kathy, ......listen girls.....
    I have been successfully playing 18 month my Cancer Card .Do you think I'm going to loose it just in 10 days?.No way !, you don't know Tote, once you do it once you are lost!.
    Hugs!
  • Lori-S
    Lori-S Member Posts: 1,277 Member
    #11
    pepebcn said:

    Hahahahaha!ROFLMAO!
    Don't worry Kerry,hahahaha.
    I'm not going to fall in what it looks an obvious TRAP!
    Hahaha!

    OK Pepe
    Since it is after 4pm for you, I am now reminding you that you have a doctors appointment tomorrow. Set your alarm clock now so you don't forget.
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #12
    pepebcn said:

    Anne, Kathi ,Kathy, ......listen girls.....
    I have been successfully playing 18 month my Cancer Card .Do you think I'm going to loose it just in 10 days?.No way !, you don't know Tote, once you do it once you are lost!.
    Hugs!

    TeeHee.....
    I STILL use mine....carry it with me everywhere....ROFL!....it's a lifetime 'get out of work free'!!!!

    Hugs, Kathi
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
    #13
    pepebcn said:

    Anne, Kathi ,Kathy, ......listen girls.....
    I have been successfully playing 18 month my Cancer Card .Do you think I'm going to loose it just in 10 days?.No way !, you don't know Tote, once you do it once you are lost!.
    Hugs!

    Pepe,
    Now be truthful.......
    Pepe,
    Now be truthful....... Did you do or not do this before you had Cancer??? he he!
    And I think Tote is just pacifing you right now! Look out!! LOL

    Kathy
  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
    #14
    Lori-S said:

    OK Pepe
    Since it is after 4pm for you, I am now reminding you that you have a doctors appointment tomorrow. Set your alarm clock now so you don't forget.

    Dishwasher wanted
    Mu hubby was cooking up a storm when I was undergoing chemo, now he's back to not washing a dish :(
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
    #15
    I don't know if it is just here in Canada
    but I have seen a trend to more men cooking most of the meals. They take great pride + often come up with some pretty wonderful food.
  • pepebcn
    pepebcn Member Posts: 6,331 Member
    #16
    Lori-S said:

    OK Pepe
    Since it is after 4pm for you, I am now reminding you that you have a doctors appointment tomorrow. Set your alarm clock now so you don't forget.

    Hahaha thanks
    Cyberlori!
  • pepebcn
    pepebcn Member Posts: 6,331 Member
    #17
    khl8 said:

    Pepe,
    Now be truthful.......
    Pepe,
    Now be truthful....... Did you do or not do this before you had Cancer??? he he!
    And I think Tote is just pacifing you right now! Look out!! LOL

    Kathy

    Never, ever Kathy!LOL.
    I tried but completely useless ! not capable to do even an omelette !
    So sorry,I'm ashamed!.
    Hugs.
  • pepebcn
    pepebcn Member Posts: 6,331 Member
    #18
    AnneCan said:

    I don't know if it is just here in Canada
    but I have seen a trend to more men cooking most of the meals. They take great pride + often come up with some pretty wonderful food.

    It's probably the same here, for example in the north
    thousands of man use to gather in gastronomic clubs where a different member use to cook every day, ( look at the intent for "Basque txoco") and we are talking about most of the population in the northern provinces especially in the basque country....but I'm useless since l was a kid , I'm really allergic to that , something very strange but if I cook something ( even a sandwich) it taste me strange and I loose immediately my appetite ! it's not a joke!LOL.
    Hugs!

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