Heckuva Engineer...

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer.

I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
    #2
    HaHaHaHa
    Thanks for the morning laugh.
  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #3
    Lol. Thanks for the laugh.
    Lol. Thanks for the laugh. I read it to Danny, engineer hubbie, and he just looked blank--that cracked me up and made me laugh even harder!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #4
    CypressCynthia said:

    Lol. Thanks for the laugh.
    Lol. Thanks for the laugh. I read it to Danny, engineer hubbie, and he just looked blank--that cracked me up and made me laugh even harder!

    Margo .. Great way to start my day .. LOL
    Thank you for sharing!


    Vicki Sam

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