Lines That Make You Smile, Part 1..

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Comments

  • Heatherbelle
    Heatherbelle Member Posts: 1,226 Member
    #2
    #2---love that one
    #2---love that one ;)
    *hugs*
    Heather
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
    #3
    Heatherbelle said:

    #2---love that one
    #2---love that one ;)
    *hugs*
    Heather

    Margo you are the best!
    Margo you are the best! Thanks for the laughs!
    Sher
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #4
    Sher43009 said:

    Margo you are the best!
    Margo you are the best! Thanks for the laughs!
    Sher

    I really like these. I
    I really like these. I could make tee shirts out of most of them.
    Stef
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #5
    fauxma said:

    I really like these. I
    I really like these. I could make tee shirts out of most of them.
    Stef

    #2 .. that's me ... LOL
    Thanks .. again ..


    Vicki Sam
  • creampuff91344
    creampuff91344 Member Posts: 988
    #6
    VickiSam said:

    #2 .. that's me ... LOL
    Thanks .. again ..


    Vicki Sam

    T=Shirt
    Reminds me of a t-shirt I had made for my son-in-law (no love lost on that one). It said "The Lab called. Your brain is ready". Everyone but him thought it was funny. He was soon the ex-son-in-law....hope the t-shirt assisted him in his decision to get out of our crazy family. Hugs, Judy
  • JustRenay
    JustRenay Member Posts: 54
    #7
    :)
    These are great. Thanks so much for sharing!

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