A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar...
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A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar...
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender.
When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, hes further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill.
The bartender takes the $20, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla on $1 change.
The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence
We don't get too many apes in here, he says.
The gorilla replies, At $19 a drink, I'm not surprised.
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender.
When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, hes further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill.
The bartender takes the $20, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla on $1 change.
The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence
We don't get too many apes in here, he says.
The gorilla replies, At $19 a drink, I'm not surprised.
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