My bag keeper

Kerry S
Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hey,
If any one is interested, I put a photo of my “night time bag keeper” on the expressions page.

The blue fabric is stretch nylon from an old swim suit of Susie’s. The other is from a T-shirt. You adjust it with the 4 Velcro tabs. The stretch nylon keeps it tight but lets the bag fill with no problem. This will keep the crap off of me.

Kerry

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  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
    #2
    Susie
    Susie is one smart woman - she whipped that up pdq + it looks like just what you need. Make sure you give her a big kiss tonight.
  • just4Brooks
    just4Brooks Member Posts: 980 Member
    #3
    Unless you wake you with
    Unless you wake you with that thing around your neck!! LOL I think it's a great idea and bet you could make a million off of it

    Brooks
  • Lovekitties
    Lovekitties Member Posts: 3,364 Member
    #4
    Wonderful Susie
    You are a lucky man.

    Your Susie not only takes excellent care of you but is also an inventor!

    Just give a woman a problem and she will solve it! LOL

    Marie who loves kitties
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
    #5
    Lovekitties said:

    Wonderful Susie
    You are a lucky man.

    Your Susie not only takes excellent care of you but is also an inventor!

    Just give a woman a problem and she will solve it! LOL

    Marie who loves kitties

    This is awesome!! And has
    This is awesome!! And has it been working? And I have to say it looks much better thn a tube top!
    Kathy
  • geotina
    geotina Member Posts: 2,111 Member
    #6
    Kerry:
    That Susie, what a gal, figured out the problem and fixed it pronto.

    Take care - Tina
  • HollyID
    HollyID Member Posts: 946 Member
    #7
    Susie is quite inventive.
    Susie is quite inventive. :) I think it's wonderful that it works. You're in such good hands!!
  • ktlcs
    ktlcs Member Posts: 358
    #8
    HollyID said:

    Susie is quite inventive.
    Susie is quite inventive. :) I think it's wonderful that it works. You're in such good hands!!

    Very Ingenious
    What would you do without the scary old woman, one thing is for sure you'd be waking up in s*&t! Good for Susie!

    LOL

    Kathy
  • Kerry S
    Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
    #9
    bag was damn close to exploding
    Woke up this morning and the bag was damn close to exploding. I mean that sucker was full of gas and crap.

    The bag keeper did its job perfectly. The stretch nylon part let it do its expansion thing. What worked great was to head to the john – kneel down and just undo the 4 Velcro tabs to get to the bag. Then talk about your power dump. That damn bag emptied in less then a second at full blast.

    Not to steal Scary old woman’s thunder, but I designed it and she made it. It was a joint project. Kind of like our 45 years of marriage.

    Got that damn surgery drain removed this morning. Wow, I think he had tied it to my left testicle. Sure feel great having that the color of gone.

    Kerry
  • Lovekitties
    Lovekitties Member Posts: 3,364 Member
    #10
    Kerry S said:

    bag was damn close to exploding
    Woke up this morning and the bag was damn close to exploding. I mean that sucker was full of gas and crap.

    The bag keeper did its job perfectly. The stretch nylon part let it do its expansion thing. What worked great was to head to the john – kneel down and just undo the 4 Velcro tabs to get to the bag. Then talk about your power dump. That damn bag emptied in less then a second at full blast.

    Not to steal Scary old woman’s thunder, but I designed it and she made it. It was a joint project. Kind of like our 45 years of marriage.

    Got that damn surgery drain removed this morning. Wow, I think he had tied it to my left testicle. Sure feel great having that the color of gone.

    Kerry

    You are a riot!
    I hope you are keeping a 'bag' diary so that you can make your millions by putting all these tales in a book...lol.

    Don't want to burst your bubble or bag, but ConvaTec ( and I suspect other major manufact) makes a drainable pouch that has a charcoal air filter built in. This allows for the release of gas so it does not build up in the pouch. The charcoal is to control odor on the expelled gas.

    Glad to hear you and the scarey old woman are a team. 45 yrs is great!

    Take care, hug the scary old woman and keep the stories comming.

    Marie who loves kitties

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