Here is a Funny for your Friday

A little bit of natural history.......
> Amazing.............
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> Penguins
> Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?
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> Wonder no more!!!
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> It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
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> The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its
> offspring throughout its life.
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> If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the
> ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
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> The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
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> "Freeze a jolly good fellow"
> "Freeze a jolly good fellow"
> Then they kick him in the ice hole!!!
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> You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
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> Now if that doesn't get your happy day started off on the right foot, I can't help you!