A Funny for Today

padee6339
padee6339 Member Posts: 763
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
TOOOOOO FUNNEEEEE not to share.



Seniors!

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.

Comments

  • survives
    survives Member Posts: 254 Member
    Too Funny!!
    Laugh out loud funny!!! Am sharing!!! Thanks for this post!
  • MGNS
    MGNS Member Posts: 197 Member
    Hilarious! Needed a good
    Hilarious! Needed a good laugh..thanks for sharing!
  • j2twin
    j2twin Member Posts: 28
    thanks I needed a laught

    thanks I needed a laught
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    j2twin said:

    thanks I needed a laught

    thanks I needed a laught

    ROFLMAO!
    Sue :)
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    Ritzy said:

    ROFLMAO!
    Sue :)

    good one!

    good one!
  • jackiejhm
    jackiejhm Member Posts: 169
    Oh Thank you-
    That was awesome!!!!
  • meena1
    meena1 Member Posts: 1,003
    jackiejhm said:

    Oh Thank you-
    That was awesome!!!!

    hahahahaha...i needed that
    hahahahaha...i needed that today!! keep them coming
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    meena1 said:

    hahahahaha...i needed that
    hahahahaha...i needed that today!! keep them coming

    Good one ...
    Thanks ..

    Vicki Sam
  • jo jo
    jo jo Member Posts: 1,175 Member
    That is too funny...i love
    That is too funny...i love it when people posts jokes!
  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    meena1 said:

    hahahahaha...i needed that
    hahahahaha...i needed that today!! keep them coming

    HA HA!
    This is hilarious!

    Thanks!
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    carkris said:

    good one!

    good one!

    Thanks for the laugh!
    Thanks for the laugh!
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    jo jo said:

    That is too funny...i love
    That is too funny...i love it when people posts jokes!

    Oh, I am really laughing out
    Oh, I am really laughing out loud! Great joke!
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    meena1 said:

    hahahahaha...i needed that
    hahahahaha...i needed that today!! keep them coming

    Thank you for the good
    Thank you for the good laugh!
  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    meena1 said:

    hahahahaha...i needed that
    hahahahaha...i needed that today!! keep them coming

    Laughing!
    I love jokes like this! Thank you!
  • filimu
    filimu Member Posts: 74
    hilarious
    I used to be MARRIED to a state trooper - and he actually DID let somebody off the hook for telling him something he'd never heard before. There were a million funny stories, but one of the best was the lady he kept following, red lights flashing, and she'd look back, and just go a little faster, and wave, like "follow me" and keep going....
    She finally pulled into a farm house drive, jumped out of her car, and as she ran to her door, yelled "I've got to pee so bad I'm about to wet my pants. If you want to write me a ticket, wait here and I'll be right back!" and ran into the house. He was laughing so hard when he told me about it, he had tears in his eyes. (and no, he didn't write her a ticket!)
  • bakerette
    bakerette Member Posts: 74
    Oh that is funny! I love
    Oh that is funny! I love it! Kind of like the truck driver who brought his wife along because he didn't want to have to kiss her good bye.
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    bakerette said:

    Oh that is funny! I love
    Oh that is funny! I love it! Kind of like the truck driver who brought his wife along because he didn't want to have to kiss her good bye.


    THANK YOU! So glad you shared this! I got a great laugh out of it!