Funny t shirts
Breast cancer has cool shirts like "save the ta tas". I saw one for ovarian that says "ovaries are for losers" HA! I don't like that at all. Gotta come up with a better slogan.
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Dark Humor
Here ya go, this could go on a t-shirt. My daughter, god bless her, has no tact whatsoever, and she truly tries to find the positive side of everything. So, I'm home from the hospital, craving a cheese steak sub and french fries. Hubby loves me and we order out from the greasiest delivery place in town. The food arrives, and my darling child, looks at me with a big smile and says:
Aren't you glad it wasn't your gall bladder? Now you can eat whatever you want!
I laughed so hard I HOWLED! She was so perky and she meant well!0 -
Leesa...leesag said:Dark Humor
Here ya go, this could go on a t-shirt. My daughter, god bless her, has no tact whatsoever, and she truly tries to find the positive side of everything. So, I'm home from the hospital, craving a cheese steak sub and french fries. Hubby loves me and we order out from the greasiest delivery place in town. The food arrives, and my darling child, looks at me with a big smile and says:
Aren't you glad it wasn't your gall bladder? Now you can eat whatever you want!
I laughed so hard I HOWLED! She was so perky and she meant well!
I find that
Leesa...
I find that particularly hysterical, since both my PCP and myself assumed my symptoms were gall gladder related and pre-OVC diagnosis, I did indeed have to restrict what I ate. I thought the gall bladder diagnosis sucked.......until I found out I had cancer. Funny how our perspective can change so quickly, isn't it?
Carlene0 -
Same HereHissy_Fitz said:Leesa...
I find that
Leesa...
I find that particularly hysterical, since both my PCP and myself assumed my symptoms were gall gladder related and pre-OVC diagnosis, I did indeed have to restrict what I ate. I thought the gall bladder diagnosis sucked.......until I found out I had cancer. Funny how our perspective can change so quickly, isn't it?
Carlene
Carlene,
Same here, I had already scheduled a consult with a surgeon to have the darn thing removed!0 -
I have a funny hat and a couple funny T-shirts.unknown said:This comment has been removed by the Moderator
I got a bunch of funny stuff to wear on chemo days.
I have a baseball hat that says "Does this hat make my head look bald?" and a matching t-shirt that says "Does this T-shirt make my head look bald?"
I have a long-sleeved lavender T-shirt that says "Hey, Cancer, you picked the wrong broad."
And I got my husband a T-shirt that reads "I love the small of chemo in the morning; smells like remission."
And I have a button that says "Ask me about my eyebrows." That's sick; I know. But I'm warped.0 -
web sitelindaprocopio said:I have a funny hat and a couple funny T-shirts.
I got a bunch of funny stuff to wear on chemo days.
I have a baseball hat that says "Does this hat make my head look bald?" and a matching t-shirt that says "Does this T-shirt make my head look bald?"
I have a long-sleeved lavender T-shirt that says "Hey, Cancer, you picked the wrong broad."
And I got my husband a T-shirt that reads "I love the small of chemo in the morning; smells like remission."
And I have a button that says "Ask me about my eyebrows." That's sick; I know. But I'm warped.
What web site? I like eyebrow one. For me, losing my eyebrows & eyelashes was the hardest!0 -
I'm to sexy for my hairlindaprocopio said:I have a funny hat and a couple funny T-shirts.
I got a bunch of funny stuff to wear on chemo days.
I have a baseball hat that says "Does this hat make my head look bald?" and a matching t-shirt that says "Does this T-shirt make my head look bald?"
I have a long-sleeved lavender T-shirt that says "Hey, Cancer, you picked the wrong broad."
And I got my husband a T-shirt that reads "I love the small of chemo in the morning; smells like remission."
And I have a button that says "Ask me about my eyebrows." That's sick; I know. But I'm warped.
I have a baseball cap that I wear fishing and stuff that says I'm too sexy for my Hair.... funny I forget what it says and then wonder why are people stairing at me adn then they chuckle. :-D0 -
cafepressBonnieR said:I'm to sexy for my hair
I have a baseball cap that I wear fishing and stuff that says I'm too sexy for my Hair.... funny I forget what it says and then wonder why are people stairing at me adn then they chuckle. :-D
I just saw a coffee mug that said:
I'm having a No Hair Day.
L0 -
Livestrongleesag said:cafepress
I just saw a coffee mug that said:
I'm having a No Hair Day.
L
I have a yellow Livestrong cap and polarfleese jacket (they don't come in teal, of course). I definitely need a "I love the smell of remission in the morning" T.... my husband works with screen printers and I think we need to make up our own designs! I think today mine would read...... "ok, ok, I felt reeeeaaalll sorry for myself yesterday, but just watch me fight today"
I love you guys!............... Maria0 -
Just saw a new T-shirt: "Baldylocks" Gotta LOVE it!leesag said:cafepress
I just saw a coffee mug that said:
I'm having a No Hair Day.
L
I couldn't find that button again online, but there are a bunch of "Ask Me About My Eyebrows" items on this URL: http://www.cafepress.com/chucklenut/26198590 -
I ordered the tee shirt thatMwee said:Livestrong
I have a yellow Livestrong cap and polarfleese jacket (they don't come in teal, of course). I definitely need a "I love the smell of remission in the morning" T.... my husband works with screen printers and I think we need to make up our own designs! I think today mine would read...... "ok, ok, I felt reeeeaaalll sorry for myself yesterday, but just watch me fight today"
I love you guys!............... Maria
I ordered the tee shirt that says "I love the smell of chemo in the morning". Since I have signed on for a year of Taxol maintenance, I figure I will get at least 12 chances to wear it.
Carlene0 -
Fight for Teal..Mwee said:Livestrong
I have a yellow Livestrong cap and polarfleese jacket (they don't come in teal, of course). I definitely need a "I love the smell of remission in the morning" T.... my husband works with screen printers and I think we need to make up our own designs! I think today mine would read...... "ok, ok, I felt reeeeaaalll sorry for myself yesterday, but just watch me fight today"
I love you guys!............... Maria
OPI makes a teal nail polish called "Teal the Cows Come Home". Gonna make my custom shirt with the following slogan in mind- : Fight Like a Girl "Teal" the Cows Come Home.
I started wearing a yellow Livestrong wristband for my husband several years ago and have now attached the teal ribbon pin to the band. I'm thinking about getting my ears double pierced and wear a pair of dark topaz studs. That's as close to a gem-stone I can think of that might be teal (tourquois maybe?) Stay strong ladies. Hope the sun shines on your faces today and also your hearts. Ellen0 -
Great web siteleesag said:Great site for funny shirts
gotcancer.org
Lots of fun shirts!
OK- that web site has some funnies for sure- thanks for sharing. Oh and the gall bladder thing - same with me. That was my first thought, pain in right upper quadrant. I guess it should be listed as one of those 'silent symptoms' that aren't mentioned very often in connection with OVCA0 -
Thanks for the tip,NCEllen said:Great web site
OK- that web site has some funnies for sure- thanks for sharing. Oh and the gall bladder thing - same with me. That was my first thought, pain in right upper quadrant. I guess it should be listed as one of those 'silent symptoms' that aren't mentioned very often in connection with OVCA
That
Thanks for the tip,
That website is too funny!
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Gallbladder diagnois alsoleesag said:Same Here
Carlene,
Same here, I had already scheduled a consult with a surgeon to have the darn thing removed!
Hi Leesa, I also had a gallbladder problem diagnosed. Actually went into surgery for that problem. When they opened me up they found my abdomen full of cancer and thank goodness they closed me back up right away. I then started my cancer career. Complete hysterectomy and debulking, just like you with lots of fluid removed. 6 monhts of chemo and I am six months cancer free now. NED. The chemo can get tough but you will get through it. Sounds like you have a great support system,and that is so so important. Keep good thoughts. I have a t-shirt that says I kicked cancers'butt!!!!!
Elaine0 -
Cafe Pressmopar said:WHERE CAN I GET THAT SHIRT?
Is it on the websites mentioned in other posts? Thanks!
(((HUGS)))
Monika
Monika,
Cafe press has the "Peave Love Cure...Support Ovarian Cancer Awareness" T-shirts with the butterfly motif.
http://www.cafepress.com/+ovarian_cancer_butterfly_womens_vneck_dark_tshi,2771456060
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