Your Funny HAHA For The Weekend! PMS Anyone?

susie09 · July 2010

The Top Ten Tips To Know If You Have PMS!

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

♠♣ Love, Susie ♠♣

VickiSam · July 2010

Are you Living here with me ?? hahha
Love it, as I live it ..

Thank you for sharing -))))

Vicki Sam

Kylez · July 2010

VickiSam said:
Are you Living here with me ?? hahha
Love it, as I live it ..

Thank you for sharing -))))

Vicki Sam

LOL
Thanks Susie for the huge laugh you just gave me!

chenheart · July 2010

I "cured " my daughter of
I "cured " my daughter of PMS...I told her that 99% of the time it is a lousy excuse for even lousier behaviour! When she vehemently disagreed, I gave her a few scenarios.

How would her B*@^CHY day go if on that same day she got a chance to : Meet her favorite movie/rock star, to go on a job interview at the only place she has ever dreamed of working, be invited to the White House or any other important, once in a lifetime event, fly to Paris, be interviewed on TV,etc etc. How would she behave on that day? She had to admit she would suck it up and be a perfect angel!!! The 1% leftover who really do have a medical condition? I grant them that, and wish everyone around them Peace! Love you! LOL
But the joke was great!!!!! I loved it! Thanks for the grins!

Hugs,
Chen♥

survivorbc09 · July 2010

chenheart said:
I "cured " my daughter of
I "cured " my daughter of PMS...I told her that 99% of the time it is a lousy excuse for even lousier behaviour! When she vehemently disagreed, I gave her a few scenarios.

How would her B*@^CHY day go if on that same day she got a chance to : Meet her favorite movie/rock star, to go on a job interview at the only place she has ever dreamed of working, be invited to the White House or any other important, once in a lifetime event, fly to Paris, be interviewed on TV,etc etc. How would she behave on that day? She had to admit she would suck it up and be a perfect angel!!! The 1% leftover who really do have a medical condition? I grant them that, and wish everyone around them Peace! Love you! LOL
But the joke was great!!!!! I loved it! Thanks for the grins!

Hugs,
Chen♥