6 Truths of Life~Things you probably never even knew.....I know I didn't!

chenheart
chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
6 TRUTHS OF LIFE


1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.






2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.








3. And discover #1 is a lie.







4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.







5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.







6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this, but I'm an idiot, and I needed company.




Smiling while I hug you!
Chen♥
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  • jk1952
    jk1952 Member Posts: 613
    #2
    Actually, it took me three

    Actually, it took me three tries before I decided I wasn't a freak of nature and able to do it when no one else can. LOL.

    Joyce
  • laurissa
    laurissa Member Posts: 773
    #3
    From one idiot to another
    That was so funny. I love jokes like that. Yes, I did try it, too!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #4
    laurissa said:

    From one idiot to another
    That was so funny. I love jokes like that. Yes, I did try it, too!

    Joke .. What joke .. I thought someone was reading
    my journal ?? Did I miss something?


    Fellow Idiot ..


    Vicki
  • cindycflynn
    cindycflynn Member Posts: 1,132 Member
    #5
    Count me in
    the pool of idiots!

    At least I'm in good company!
  • Skeezie
    Skeezie Member Posts: 586 Member
    #6
    cindycflynn said:

    Count me in
    the pool of idiots!

    At least I'm in good company!

    I'm still smiling...
    I was like Joyce, three times for me too before I read #2! What a hoot!

    Tongue still sticking out too. Judy :-)
  • natly15
    natly15 Member Posts: 1,941
    #7
    Of course I did it and I'm
    Of course I did it and I'm rolling in laughter after reading 3 thru 6.
  • Bella Luna
    Bella Luna Member Posts: 1,578 Member
    #8
    Now That's a Funny
    Very funny Chen. You had me going. Yes, I did have a smile on my face while I read your funny.
    BL
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #9
    Bella Luna said:

    Now That's a Funny
    Very funny Chen. You had me going. Yes, I did have a smile on my face while I read your funny.
    BL

    Well, in the face of
    Well, in the face of everything, I know that we all still need to smile, and hopefully laugh, too!

    Hugs,
    Chen♥
  • jo jo
    jo jo Member Posts: 1,175 Member
    #10
    Thanks for the laugh Chen!!!
    I too am an idiot and need the company of other idiots!!
  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    #11
    And here I thought we were
    And here I thought we were all daft sods! xoxoxo Lynn
  • smalldoggroomer
    smalldoggroomer Member Posts: 1,184
    #12
    LOL
    I also tried it LOL. I get up early it is about 4:45 and I have woke my Husband laughing. I read him the first line and he also tried it ( half asleep sticking his tong out at the ceiling) LOL !!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Thanks Chen!!!!!LOL
  • KathiM
    KathiM Member Posts: 8,028 Member
    #13
    I am laughing sooooo hard!!!
    Me, being of suspicious nature, NEVER do as I'm told...so I read the whole thing before doing anything...ROFL....

    BUT, the funnier thing is that my dear Hans, MD PhD that he is, fell directly into the trap (guess it's the scientist in him...LMAO) and when I read #2, we both laughed sooooo hard!!!!

    Thanks, dearheart, for the fun!

    Hugs, Kathi
  • greyhoundluvr
    greyhoundluvr Member Posts: 402
    #14
    Idiot Here!!
    Man I must have become very process oriented because I was determined to figure out number 1 before I moved on to number 2 and now I can't stop number 4!!!!
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    #15
    chenheart said:

    Well, in the face of
    Well, in the face of everything, I know that we all still need to smile, and hopefully laugh, too!

    Hugs,
    Chen♥

    according to the wise words
    according to the wise words of Jimmy buffet, "if we couldnt laugh we would all go insane"
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #16
    Thanks, Claudia. I read #1
    Thanks, Claudia. I read #1 and thought "no way". So, of course, I tried it and had no problem so I knew I was in trouble.........then, I read #2. I'm still laughing. Thanks for allowing me to join your idiot club.
  • Wolfi
    Wolfi Member Posts: 425
    #17
    I tried, too.
    Thanks for the laugh. I read #1 and tried it before reading #2. I was laughing so hard my daughter wanted to know what was so funny. I read her #1 (which she tried) and then read her the rest of the joke.

    Laughter and smiles are good for everyone here - keep them coming.
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #18
    I have to be different. I
    I have to be different. I didn't try it. I read number one and sat a moment wondering why you couldn't do it and decided it could be done. Then read the rest. So I guess I'm an idiot too cause it took me that long to know it was a joke.
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #19
    Marcia527 said:

    I have to be different. I
    I have to be different. I didn't try it. I read number one and sat a moment wondering why you couldn't do it and decided it could be done. Then read the rest. So I guess I'm an idiot too cause it took me that long to know it was a joke.

    Of course you're different!
    Of course you're different! In the first place, for the longest time you had an upside-down picture of yourself, and now...oh PLEASE be standing behind a pre-historic dog bone! LOL

    Hugs,
    Chen
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #20
    chenheart said:

    Of course you're different!
    Of course you're different! In the first place, for the longest time you had an upside-down picture of yourself, and now...oh PLEASE be standing behind a pre-historic dog bone! LOL

    Hugs,
    Chen

    You cracked me up!
    I was waiting to see what you guys would say this rock looked like but never guessed a dog bone! I don't know if it is cement or rock or what it's made of. I thought it looked like a woman's torso and I thought it'd be funny. And you thought implants were hard!(that's what someone was complaining about)

    Several rocks/sculptures were at a rest area. You never know what you're find when you least expect it.
  • bjmom1
    bjmom1 Member Posts: 152
    #21
    That joke is cute
    I guess I'm a idot and thanks I needed to smile today.

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