Friday Riddle

nudgie
nudgie Member Posts: 1,478 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Remember NO googling or searching the Internet allowed and good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIDDLE: A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

Comments

  • TxKayaker
    TxKayaker Member Posts: 176
    You & I must have the same
    You & I must have the same book of riddles but I'm not going to spoil the fun. Take care.
    Mike
  • PGLGreg
    PGLGreg Member Posts: 731
    Happy Birthday
    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday to you.
    Happy birthday, dear Joanna Armstrong-Miller,
    Happy birthday to you.