☻ ☻ Your Friday HAHA About A Short Little Man! ☻ ☻

susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
THE STORY OF A VERY SHORT MAN


A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket.

The bartender asks "He can drink?"

"Oh, sure. He can drink."

So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.

"That's amazing" says the bartender. "What else can he do, can he walk?"

The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down and gives it to the man.

The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing" he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"

The man says "Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!"

Comments

  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #2
    HAHAHAHA!

    HAHAHAHA!
  • outdoorgirl
    outdoorgirl Member Posts: 1,565
    #3
    Hahaha
    Hahahahaha!!!
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #4
    outdoorgirl said:

    Hahaha
    Hahahahaha!!!

    ROFLMAO!
    I love this joke!



    Sue :)
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #5
    Ritzy said:

    ROFLMAO!
    I love this joke!



    Sue :)

    :)
    Too funny! Thanks Susie!
  • greyhoundluvr
    greyhoundluvr Member Posts: 402
    #6
    Thanks!
    Always good to have a laugh on Friday - especially after chemo!!!
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #7
    greyhoundluvr said:

    Thanks!
    Always good to have a laugh on Friday - especially after chemo!!!

    All I can say is hahahaha
    All I can say is hahahaha too!
  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    #8
    Angie2U said:

    All I can say is hahahaha
    All I can say is hahahaha too!

    Hilarious!

    Hilarious!
  • Marti R.
    Marti R. Member Posts: 2
    #9
    Another story of a very short man
    Loved your story!! It reminded me of another one I heard, similar scenario...

    Same beginning, although the little man is a little bit bigger (six inches instead of three).

    A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny six inch man out of his pocket.

    Bartender says: "Wow!"

    The man says, "You haven't even seen what this little man can do!" He takes a miniature piano from his other pocket and says: "He plays the piano too!" And sure enough, when he puts the miniature piano down on the bar, the 6 inch man immediately begins to play, and beautifully!!

    The guy sitting next to the first man says: "Hey that's amazing! Where ever did you get him?"
    The first man says: "I was out in front of this bar, and I simply turned around 3 times, made my wish, and presto...there was this little man in my pocket!".

    Second guys says: "Wow that's worth a try!" So he runs out of the bar...he is gone for about 90 seconds, then comes back in, looking all dejected.

    First guy: "What's the matter?"

    Second guy: "I did what you said! I ran outside, turned around 3 times, and wished for a million bucks! All of a sudden, the sky was full of ducks! Not bucks...DUCKS! I wished for a million bucks, but got a million DUCKS instead!"

    First guy: "Well, you don't think I wished for a six inch PIANIST, do you?"

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