You will never, ever guess what I found today....

chenheart
chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
If this isn't just the weirdest thing ever!!! Some of you know that I went to my onco doc last week, everything seemed fine except for my markers being high, for no apparent reason. No apparent reason? I found a reason!!!

My radiated undearm has never really grown hair again~ not that I am complaining, mind you. A few stragglers now and agian, but nothing much. But this morning, I felt something different in the shower, and it freaked me out so much I jumped out of the shower to look at my underarm in the mirror. OMG!!!! I have a NIPPLE growing in my arm-pit! You read correctly! A nipple! I almost passed out! I am thinking maybe this is why my markers are high???

I showed it to Reggie, and his eyes nearly bugged out of his head~ my daughter/niece Siobhan, after getting over the shock, suggested I get it pierced and wear a little earring in it. Yeah, right!!!

My Dr is on vacation until Tuesday, and I was nearly hyperventilating wondering what on earth I should do, or who I should call. I figured a few more days wouldn't really matter one way or the other, especially because I am making this whole story up just to tell all my Kindred Spirits here at CSN "April Fool!!!!"

Love you all...though you are probably hating me right now! LOL LOL LOL

Chen♥
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  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #2
    Okay, now that was funny!!
    Okay, now that was funny!! A nipple in your arm-pit!! Very original and guaranteed to get some laughs. Thanks, Chen!
  • mariam_11_09
    mariam_11_09 Member Posts: 691 Member
    #3
    Well, you had me fooled!

    Well, you had me fooled! Thank-you! Part of the reason I was fooled or rather I was hoping I maybe would have a kindred spirit. I have a very small tiny 3rd nipple below my left boob, have had it since birth. I was going to ask them to remove it with my mastectomy but forgot all about it. And no, I am not fooling any of you.

    thanks Chenheart for the good laugh!
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 Member Posts: 2,729
    #4
    You naughty sista! You had
    You naughty sista! You had me running to the bedroom to check mine! Well I thought about checking. Actually I thought it was really one of those skin tab thingies.

    Bend over so we can all give you a cyber spanking...hee hee.
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #5
    Marcia527 said:

    You naughty sista! You had
    You naughty sista! You had me running to the bedroom to check mine! Well I thought about checking. Actually I thought it was really one of those skin tab thingies.

    Bend over so we can all give you a cyber spanking...hee hee.

    Reggie says it is almost inevitable that one of these days Greta is going to ban me from this room!

    Hugs,
    Chen
  • mimivac
    mimivac Member Posts: 2,143 Member
    #6
    You are evil!
    LOL. I thought you had grown into some sort of mutant! I was about to call my husband and say, "guess what oen of my CSN friends found in her armpit?!"

    Mimi
  • cindycflynn
    cindycflynn Member Posts: 1,132 Member
    #7
    Dear Naughty Chen!
    You were right, I never would have guessed...




    that you could be so mischevious!!!

    If Greta kicks you off, you'll have to let us know where you are so that we can follow you. You can't get rid of us that easily!

    Happy April Fool's Day!
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  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    #9
    HAHAHAHA
    Oh what a sneaky lass you are! I will admit you got me good, I was sitting here thinking geez what's next for us gals. Thanks for the laugh, you silly girl.

    RE
  • natly15
    natly15 Member Posts: 1,941
    #10
    RE said:

    HAHAHAHA
    Oh what a sneaky lass you are! I will admit you got me good, I was sitting here thinking geez what's next for us gals. Thanks for the laugh, you silly girl.

    RE

    Chen you certainly fooled me.
    Chen you certainly April fooled me!! I also have an extra nipple, but not under my armpit.I loved it. Thanks for the chuckle.
  • Sharon_D
    Sharon_D Member Posts: 55
    #11
    natly15 said:

    Chen you certainly fooled me.
    Chen you certainly April fooled me!! I also have an extra nipple, but not under my armpit.I loved it. Thanks for the chuckle.

    You had ME going!
    I am buying that 100% thinking "oh my goodness, that poor girl. It would look cute pierced though...." LOL
  • canoegirl
    canoegirl Member Posts: 169
    #12
    Love it!
    You've got a great sense of humor!

    Thanks for the laugh!
    Marcy
  • BlownAway60
    BlownAway60 Member Posts: 851
    #13
    mimivac said:

    You are evil!
    LOL. I thought you had grown into some sort of mutant! I was about to call my husband and say, "guess what oen of my CSN friends found in her armpit?!"

    Mimi

    I could just see you jumping out of the shower
    I could just see you jumping out of the shower. Chen you are a hoot.

    Hugs

    Donna

    Mimi love your hair.
  • Marlene_K
    Marlene_K Member Posts: 508
    #14
    Good one!
    I'd do anything for your quick wit! Emotions were all over the place, feeling sorry for you, wondering what it could be and a definite chuckle over the thought of piercing it. I always try to have my guard up on April Fools Day, but I gotta say I never suspected it in the least while I was reading. You're GOOD! I'm so bad at April Fools jokes, but I did manage to change my relationship status on Facebook from 'single' to 'engaged'... I've gotten a few comments but I'm leaving it alone til much later.

    Thanks for the laugh! Mar
  • Different Ballgame
    Different Ballgame Member Posts: 868
    #15
    I Was Relieved
    Chen,
    As I was reading, I was relieved because here was a possible cause for your marker reading. Before I reached your punch line, I was thinking of asking you to test the nipple to see it got aroused (firm and proud) - like in the days of real breasts.

    You did fool me. You definitely are wicked.

    Hugs,
    Janelle
  • sbmly53
    sbmly53 Member Posts: 1,522
    #16
    Stinker,
    My heart was in my throat! But what a great laugh. Thank you as always,

    Sue
  • chenheart
    chenheart Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #17
    mimivac said:

    You are evil!
    LOL. I thought you had grown into some sort of mutant! I was about to call my husband and say, "guess what oen of my CSN friends found in her armpit?!"

    Mimi

    It was a stretch for you to
    It was a stretch for you to think that a 50' woman had, in your own words, "grown into some sort of mutant?" LOL, mimi, LOL

    But the real reason I am answering your response to my post is to remind you of how gorgeous you are! Your face was and still is the sweet beautiful Mimi we have come to know on the boards, so of course I have to mention The Hair! I am smiling.....so very nice, Mimi!

    Sorry to have made anyone worry about me or themselves...but it was a good April Fools hoax/joke, wasn't it? If we aren't able to be fooled on April 1st, well, what's the point? :-)

    Hugs,
    Chen
  • Sharon40
    Sharon40 Member Posts: 93
    #18
    LOL
    I was just about to yell to my husband to come and read this one! Glad I kept reading! LOL
  • Sharon40
    Sharon40 Member Posts: 93
    #19
    LOL
    STILL LAUGHING!
  • dyaneb123
    dyaneb123 Member Posts: 950
    #20
    Sharon40 said:

    LOL
    STILL LAUGHING!

    Totally suckered!
    Good one Chen!
  • Nufferz
    Nufferz Member Posts: 55
    #21
    dyaneb123 said:

    Totally suckered!
    Good one Chen!

    You Got Me!
    All day long I wasn't pranked, nor did I prank. All day long I was thinking about how lucky I was with no one pranking me.
    I gotta admit, Chen, you're good!!
    Thanks for the laugh!!

    Nuff

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