Just because these thoughts are shallow doesn't make them any less true...and some of them are funny

SHALLOW THOUGHTS FOR TODAY......

* Nothing ticks you off more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

* There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

* I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

* I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

* How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

* Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.

* Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

* I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

* Bad decisions make good stories

* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive
for the rest of the day.

* Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want
to have to restart my collection.

* There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going
to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
I want to save any changes to my thirty page insurance policy that I swear I
did not make any changes to.

* While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China
and USA . No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when
Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.

* I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn
it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.



* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
know what time it is.

* I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

* Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to
with it.

* I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive
behind obeys the speed limit.

* I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

* I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with liquor than with "Kay".

Have a Terrific Day !


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