If you ever had a DOG ********** You will love these HA HA'S! Enjoy

susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
FUNNY DOG JOKE

Why it’s nice to be a dog…

No one expects you to take a bath every day.

Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.

When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.

If it itches, you can reach it.

And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.

You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.

If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.

You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap

Having big feet is considered an asset.

If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.

No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.

No matter where you live, you own the place.

Your mate never complains because you whine.

Puppy love can last.

♠♣ Susie ♠♣
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  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #2
    Very cute. Made me smile.
    Very cute. Made me smile. Although I have cats now, I have had dogs and these are so true.
    Stef
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    #3
    fauxma said:

    Very cute. Made me smile.
    Very cute. Made me smile. Although I have cats now, I have had dogs and these are so true.
    Stef

    so true ihave a beautiful
    so true ihave a beautiful golden. thanks
  • Sharon_D
    Sharon_D Member Posts: 55
    #4
    carkris said:

    so true ihave a beautiful
    so true ihave a beautiful golden. thanks

    Adorable
    We're owned by a poodle, so I can relate to several of these items!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #5
    Very cute, Suzie. My family
    Very cute, Suzie. My family is owned by a Jack Russell Terrier. Thanks for the laugh.
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    #6
    MyTurnNow said:

    Very cute, Suzie. My family
    Very cute, Suzie. My family is owned by a Jack Russell Terrier. Thanks for the laugh.

    HaHa!
    Thanks for the laugh Susie!
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #7
    carkris said:

    so true ihave a beautiful
    so true ihave a beautiful golden. thanks

    Smiling :)
    Love these!
  • MGNS
    MGNS Member Posts: 197 Member
    #8
    I'm having a rough day and
    I'm having a rough day and this lifted my spirits! I'm a dog lover and this is so true. Thank you for helping a bad day be better!
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #9
    MGNS said:

    I'm having a rough day and
    I'm having a rough day and this lifted my spirits! I'm a dog lover and this is so true. Thank you for helping a bad day be better!

    So true
    And, so funny! Thanks Susie!


    Sue :)
  • susanleeann
    susanleeann Member Posts: 58
    #10
    it is a good thing to smile!
    it is a good thing to smile! ;)
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #11
    susanleeann said:

    it is a good thing to smile!
    it is a good thing to smile! ;)

    This made me laugh! Thanks!

    This made me laugh! Thanks!
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    #12
    MGNS said:

    I'm having a rough day and
    I'm having a rough day and this lifted my spirits! I'm a dog lover and this is so true. Thank you for helping a bad day be better!

    I am so happy that my little
    I am so happy that my little joke lifted your spirits MGNS! Praying that you feel better!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #13
    I do sometimes still suffer
    I do sometimes still suffer from chemo brain so please forgive me but has this post always been titled "Tuesday's HA HA"? I responded yesterday and that was Monday, I think. LOL!!
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #14
    MyTurnNow said:

    I do sometimes still suffer
    I do sometimes still suffer from chemo brain so please forgive me but has this post always been titled "Tuesday's HA HA"? I responded yesterday and that was Monday, I think. LOL!!

    ROFLMAO!

    ROFLMAO!
  • tambow
    tambow Member Posts: 42
    #15
    LOL
    Thanks for that. I needed to laugh!
  • tambow
    tambow Member Posts: 42
    #16
    LOL
    Thanks for that. I needed to laugh!
  • tambow
    tambow Member Posts: 42
    #17
    LOL
    Thanks for that. I needed to laugh!
  • KayNYC
    KayNYC Member Posts: 495 Member
    #18
    It made me smile
    Our 17 year old dog says this is all true. Thanks for the smile.
    K
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #19
    KayNYC said:

    It made me smile
    Our 17 year old dog says this is all true. Thanks for the smile.
    K

    These are ALL so true!
    These are ALL so true! Thanks!!
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    #20
    MyTurnNow said:

    I do sometimes still suffer
    I do sometimes still suffer from chemo brain so please forgive me but has this post always been titled "Tuesday's HA HA"? I responded yesterday and that was Monday, I think. LOL!!

    You are right Myturnnow! LOL
    You are right Myturnnow! LOL And, very, very on the ball, as some say.
  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    #21
    tambow said:

    LOL
    Thanks for that. I needed to laugh!

    Thanks for posting these
    Thanks for posting these Susie! Our dog does all of this and then some! HA

    I just faxed these to hubby at work and he thought they were hilarious too.

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