marsh mellows are great!!!

WinneyPooh
WinneyPooh Member Posts: 318
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
Hey all illes, found out that marshmellows thicken the liquid, And on a lighter side i dropped the bag and got pooh water everywhere, big yuck, two days ago i droped the clipp in the toliet at mc donalds, the kids missed the school bus and my seal failed but i still had to take them to school,

14 days and counting until my reversal, Yeppie

You all hang in there
Live, Laugh, Play
Winnie

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  • mark440
    mark440 Member Posts: 63
    #2
    POOH!!
    Thanks for the laugh!! Hang in there!
  • coloCan
    coloCan Member Posts: 1,944 Member
    #3
    mark440 said:

    POOH!!
    Thanks for the laugh!! Hang in there!

    You taught me something Winnie:
    From now on I'll carry extra clip in a pocket just in case that happens to me.I've been clumsy and dropped it in my own bowl at home so now I got in habit of putting clip in sink before I unload contents (Bombs away!!!!)....Steve
  • Crow71
    Crow71 Member Posts: 679 Member
    #4
    Too Funny!!! We should start
    Too Funny!!! We should start a thread about gross, embarrassing and totally funny bag stories. Cancer hates laughter. Let's laugh.
    My first blow out came at a U2 concert. As soon as the boys from Dublin started playing, Stewie went nuts. I think the vibrations caused everything to start moving - quickly. The bag was fairly new to me at that point, and I did not know I was headed for disaster. After a while I started to smell that smell. Then, like an idiot, I stuck my and down my pants - like a parent using the dip stick method to check a baby's diaper. So I've got pooh running down my leg and on my hand. I felt like 70,000 people were all trying not to gag while they tried to figure out who crapped himself. It's the first time Kim and I have ever left a concert early. When people asked how the concert was I said, "The band might be getting older, but they've still got it. I totally **** my pants."

    Thanks for the marshmellow info. Hope your last 14 days are disaster free.

    Roger
  • Sundanceh
    Sundanceh Member Posts: 4,392 Member
    #5
    Crow71 said:

    Too Funny!!! We should start
    Too Funny!!! We should start a thread about gross, embarrassing and totally funny bag stories. Cancer hates laughter. Let's laugh.
    My first blow out came at a U2 concert. As soon as the boys from Dublin started playing, Stewie went nuts. I think the vibrations caused everything to start moving - quickly. The bag was fairly new to me at that point, and I did not know I was headed for disaster. After a while I started to smell that smell. Then, like an idiot, I stuck my and down my pants - like a parent using the dip stick method to check a baby's diaper. So I've got pooh running down my leg and on my hand. I felt like 70,000 people were all trying not to gag while they tried to figure out who crapped himself. It's the first time Kim and I have ever left a concert early. When people asked how the concert was I said, "The band might be getting older, but they've still got it. I totally **** my pants."

    Thanks for the marshmellow info. Hope your last 14 days are disaster free.

    Roger

    Too Funny :)
    Roger - I'm laughing with you, not at you, LOL :)

    You've got a great way of telling a story that's easy on the eyes. I love StoryTellers and a good story - thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed one.

    Great news, Pooh - 14 days and counting till the New you. Interesting about marshmellows, you learn something every day.

    -Craig
  • lisa42
    lisa42 Member Posts: 3,625 Member
    #6
    comical AFTER the fact!
    What a day you had! I'm sure it was awful when it was happening- maybe you'll look back on it eventually and get a chuckle out of it. Counting down days to reversal for and with you... I pray all will go well with that.

    Take care,
    Lisa
  • nudgie
    nudgie Member Posts: 1,478 Member
    #7
    I know where
    you are coming from. Before my reversal, my bag would come apart from the waffle while shopping or just out doing something. I would pass gas in public and have no control. Would wake up every morning and have to let air (gas) out of the bag; surprised it never busted.

    I always carried a old thermal lunch canvas with me with extra bags, cleaning wipes, waffles, etc., for that just in case scearnio.

    I LOVE YOUR ATTITUDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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