Fart question (sorry)

If you don't like someone,
you can air out your bag as chemical warfare........steve

PS:icarper2-don't forget, casinos have cameras in elevators too--might also activate smoke detectors.....

lcarper2 said:

colocan
LOL as long as they don't have smell detectors...I can see it all now you go to walgreens and buy a can of spray stuff that smells like a disinfectent (sp) and fart in an elevator and spray that stuff and when the two mix the elevator door's would probley blow right off the hinges...LOL

They have
Now they have pockets size febreeze in a pump spray! Walah!!! LOL! Who knew this post would get so much attention. The stinch maybe!hehehe
Goofyladie (Cass)

OMG!
You guys have me peeing AND farting!! You'd think public flatulence wouldn't be so horribly embarrassing after all we've been through, but it is! I haven't been on chemo in a year and a half, and i still have horrible problems with gas. Oh, no, i bring my pug everywhere i go now. Going out to dinner with friends...pug's coming along. Going out to dinner for a date? Pug's DEFINITELY coming along!! I went to this really popular gay hardware store that all my friend's said i had to see, and of course, that's when i developed the most uncontrollable toots. Every five seconds, just a smidgeon would come out, and you know those smell the worst. Thank God for Rainbow the pug, cuz believe me, she took the blame!

Kathryn, i so relate to never trusting a fart. There is always a risk for me every time that it could possibly be much more than an innocent little toot. I wear diaper like pads everywhere i go, just in case. Nothing is more nightmarish than crapping your pants in public. Even the ostomy leaks, as nasty as they were, were not as embarrassing!

Hugs everyone!
Krista

You guys are the greatest!

I've been rolling just reading this thread. How awesome are we?  Since getting my bag, I fart at random and there is absolutely NO controlling it. Usually they are just little "toots" that only I notice because I can feel them. Well, one day, while I was checking out at Walmart, Freddy (that's what I call my stoma) decided to let out a LOUD, LONG man sized fart and the cashier was looked at me like I had just ripped the head off a baby bird or something. Pure disgust was evident on her face.  I just casually said "shut up Freddy, no one asked you" and kept going.  My daughter had to excuse herself because she was laughing so hard she almost peed herself.

This question is exactly why I ended up here. I am grateful I’m not the only one who has dealt with horrible smelling gas. (Covid took the rest of my sense of smell so I am spared)!

I am post chemo 7 years and everyday I still have major farting and I mean it sounds like a machine gun going off! Going out is so stress full that I am becoming recluse. I have had every test done by GI to find answers but they come up with nothing other than it's a side effect from chemo and radiation. He did mention that maybe to get my gall bladder out to cut down on fatty breakdown, but the last thing I want to do is have another surgery which would be a complete open up one since I have so much scar tissue from all my other surgeries. Any one have answers!

Hi Tru,

Thanks for the reply. For me it is so hard to control my diet because everything gives me gas including just plain water! There are so many things I gave up eating and drinking because of it. Everyday is a struggle.

I was thinking there was a big money invention here, but I googled ''charcoal lined briefs'' and guess what, they are out there already, on Amazon, and elsewhere. Maybe check that out.........................Dave